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Just feed me and we'll be friends

@blue8cat

23 year old lady filled with nothing but spite and love for my cat. Still don't have those polls 😞

In this update, the elder masks have been moved to the mask accessories closet. When you put them on, the unique eye shape is overlayed over your chosen base mask

When you wear the frog mask from Beckoning Ruler, your face is inside the frog’s mouth so your eyes are also inside the frog’s mouth

But when you put the elder mask accessory on it, the special eye shape is placed on the frog’s eyes instead

Have to preserve these tags

The bluetooth device…

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tumblr staff says that if we don't buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home

the progression of wei wuxian:

1 - i am not attracted to men, men are objectively beautiful

2 - i am so angry i'm going to give flowers to a man to make him angry

3 - i am reborn and i'm going to pretend to be gay for fun

4 - wait am i allowed to be gay? it is too much to process, let's skip to the part where...

5 - ...i marry lan zhan

another thing that is so stupid about people (homophobes) complaining that the kiss made the movie not good content for children is that literally throughout the entire movie, Nimona (among other characters) suggests / initiates pretty violent actions on other people. She's talking about stabbing, cutting off people's arms, setting people on fire, or just plain murdering, ranking weapons on how deadly they are, etc etc. And she's the main character!

It just proves that the complaining parents don't actually care about the safety of their children, they just don't want to see queer people thrive.

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If I can recommend you do 1 low-effort thing for the love of God it is this:

Keep 5 cards in your pocket. One will say "yes", the second will say "no."

If you lose your voice, or lose speech, or want to make a dramatic embellishment at the right time, it is an elegant and efficient solution that is right there at hand.

But what if people question you from there? "Why do you have that card? Why would you do this? How long have you had that in your pocket?" For this, or whatever else they say, the third card: "I don't have a card for that."

"What the fuck," they ask. They laugh. They are bemused. You bring the energy back down with the fourth card: "I have laryngitis. I've lost speech. My throat hurts". Whatever you expect to occur.

The joke is over. Rule of threes. Now they are curious. They wonder about logistics. "How did you know I would say that? Is everyone so predictable?"

As a three-part bit, nobody ever sees the fifth card coming.

"I have powerful wizard magics."

Gets them every time

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This part is so funny to me cause I swear Ballister is mouthing “Ah fuck.”