Dude was a capybara in his previous life.
yesterday I got the "are you a boy or are you a girl" question from a six-year-old, and I told her that some people aren't boys or girls (like me!) I was expecting her to be a little confused, but she nodded thoughtfully and said, "wow, just like snails."
so sick how the only way you can get experience is through experience. and the only way you can get good is through the humiliating ordeal of sucking ass at it
saying “be safe” like a spell that’ll protect them
love everyone in the tags saying “it is” you’re right
god damn this is a QUILT ('late day shadows' by nancy messier)
Holy shit it is
My stupid ass would be like “you forgot to open the pic:/“
i think it’s funny when neurotypical ppl are on their “do something every day that scares you :)” thing bc everything in the world scares me every day including things i already know i like doing
“do something that scares you” well i woke up this morning, and i plan to go to sleep tonight, so the box is already checked off my guy
yes babe u look so sexy and manly in the catboy maid dress now bend over







