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chat, dramatically acting milk-drunk, pointing at a picture of cat walker: what do you have that I don’t?

Deleted bits from Miles and Gwen swinging around New York.

Most of it is the same as what we saw in the movie. I love the free falling moments before they swing away.

I'm guessing Gwen is still talking about the Spider Society but I wonder if there are deleted lines of anything else.

Obvious foreshadowing is obvious. I really wish this was kept in, it's so cute!

Does Gwen have a sweet tooth or has she never seen M&M's before? Either way, I love it! So many cute details that I wish made the final cut.

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It JUST occurred to me that if Hobie left Gwen the watch in her universe that means he went there and met her dad

The implications of this are SO interesting

Hobie had to go there, find Gwen’s dad, explain who he is and how he knows Gwen, then ask him to give her the watch

He even describes Hobie as a piece of work!!

I’m so curious -

Did Hobie have some choice words with Gwen’s dad? Did he say that he’s the person that housed her when she was homeless?

Hobie met Gwen’s cop dad and gave him the watch WHAT DID HE SAY WHAT WAS THAT CONVERSATION

WHAT DID HOBIE SAY TO GWENS COP DAD

No because I saw someone say something about this not too long ago. And he most definitely laid into him. It was more than some choice words. Especially if Gwen told Hobie how her father reacted after she came out as Spiderman. Hobie probably had to hold himself back from throwing hands.

Years later I still can't get out of my head the fact that Chat Noir being able to purr is canon. This information serves no practical purpose. It was mentioned once and then never again, not even for a gag. But it's there

gay people have access to a secret low res version of spongebob where every scene is him going through it or dead completely naked

tali takes public transit

There's a lot of dumb ass animal cruelty takes in general but my favorite is the people who think you need to force sled dogs to pull.

Have you ever walked a dog before in your entire life? They love to pull. They're the pullingest damn things you ever saw. They'll merrily rip your rotator cuff in half like a phone book for the chance to stick their own face into a pile of old feces. They'll drag you down the road while you go through all 5 stages of grief trying to make them stop.

There are hundreds of products on the market promising to get ordinary non sled dogs to stop pulling their hapless owners down the road and spilling their iced coffees. People have gone so far as to use electric collars to try and zap sense into their poor stupid labradoodle that wants nothing more but to suicidally pull itself and everyone it loves into the snarling maw of the nearest leash reactive pit bull.

A dog that's allowed to pull, nay, encouraged to pull, is probably the most self actualized animal on the planet right after seagulls that live somewhere with food stands outdoors.

Steve had always wanted to be a skilled fighter. The schools that churned out the best fighters all happened to be schools for holy warriors. It was possible that Steve maybe sort of lied a little (with the help of his friends Robin and Dustin) to get into this school by claiming he was full to the brim of religious fervor but hadn’t decided who to pledge his sword to yet. It shouldn’t have worked, if he were honest with himself, but by some stroke of luck it did, and he finished his training as one of the top combatants. 

The issue now was that he had to pick a god whose crest to carry. There were all sorts of gods. Gods of water, gods of air, gods of agriculture, war gods, cat gods, plant gods...the list was endless. And while Steve was one of the best fighters around, he was most definitely not one of the best researchers. Thankfully Dustin and Robin were very clever and knew where to find details about the many gods in existence.

“So what kind of god do you want to follow? Maybe we can start there,” Robin asked.

“Uh…a good one?”

“You’re no help at all, you know that?” Dustin grumbled.

They suggested a local god known as Carver who stood for righteousness, but Steve turned that down. It didn't feel like a good fit. They suggested a love god by the name of Chrissy, who valued love of all kinds, romantic, platonic, familial...Steve had been tempted, very tempted, because Steve had always carried an excess of love in his heart. Robin had vetoed that one stating that Steve was already too reckless with his love and she wouldn't stand by and watch him break his own heart over and over again.

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one time in my last job a woman came up to the register explaining that when she bought stuff a day prior the clerk forgot to scan a pair of socks worth less than €2 and it was only right for her to bring it back to the store and pay for it proper. unfortunately my manager was directly next to me at the time and took over the register to handle this serious issue. the receipt she had brought with her said which register performed the previous transaction that forgot the socks and the manager could find out who was running that till on that day. poor dude had a manager yell at him for a half hour about how much of an incompetent fuck up he was, he left the job immediately after but i couldnt tell you if he quit or was fired

i think about this moment a lot. the customer seemed like a sweet woman with only good intentions and when she paid for the socks she had a look on her face that said "i feel good because i did the right thing". and a guy lost his job because of a pair of socks. if shit like this ever happens to you and a clerk forgets to scan an item just think of it as a small blessing or that you had good luck or something. keep it.

I didn’t realise this until adulthood but handmade birthday piñatas are the apex of parental devotion. I spent the week cooking for my ravenous teenage cousins and felt a bit crestfallen at times that I was spending so long making something that was going to disappear within minutes—but with piñatas it’s so much worse, they exist to be savagely maimed. Year after year my father asked his kids what shape they wanted this year’s piñatas to be and he spent weeks painstakingly making them in the basement after work, only to watch a bunch of oversugared bat-wielding kids gleefully destroy them in less than 10 minutes. 

I mentioned this to him and he said he remembered researching tarantula anatomy for the giant spider piñata I asked for when I was 4, trying to make the fangs the right shape and to cut the crepe paper into very thin ribbons so the thing would look appropriately fuzzy, and I was like “and I don’t even remember it because I was four!! spending so long building a beautiful object only so your kids will have fun destroying it, knowing they won’t even remember it, is such a selfless endeavour” and he said “my other motivation was that you said you wanted the spider to look real & scary so the kids at your birthday party would be terrified of it and you’d get to scoop up all the candy and I wanted to support your slyness & ambition”

I too think he deserves a kwagatama

felix exuberating theater-kid energy nonstop this season just makes me imagine his pv chat noir design being a parody of adrien's chat noir

felix exuberating theater-kid energy nonstop this season just makes me imagine his pv chat noir design being a parody of adrien's chat noir

I graduated high school in 99.

There was a student at our school named Wayne.

Wayne was gay. It was obvious. He was unable to stay in the closet even if he wanted to. To make matters worse, he was also Black. From a bullying standpoint, that was not a great combo. Both Black and white students made fun of him relentlessly. He was ostracized from the only community that may have given him protection. Only us theater kids stuck up for him, but not to significant effect.

Wayne was bullied so much that at one point he finally snapped and attacked his bullies with a lunch tray. I was actually seated in perfect line of sight and just sat there chewing my soggy fries in stunned silence. It didn't even seem real as I was witnessing it. The image of him wailing on his main bully as the food on his tray flew off is permanently logged into my long term memory.

The bully he attacked had blood all over his face and went straight to the nurse. Other than superficial cuts, he was not injured.

Before the attack, Wayne went to teachers for help. He went to guidance counselors for help. He went to the principals for help.

He did all of the things you were supposed to do. No one helped him. They wagged a finger at the bullies and warned them to stop.

Wayne's lunch tray melee was the only thing that worked. His bullies stayed far away from him. But a week later Wayne was expelled and the bullies were given no punishment.

So... no.

No one in my school talked about being trans.

Because the only way to survive being openly queer was to bash people with a lunch tray.

yo

did you brush your teeth this morning?

if not I'll fucking get you I know where you are

So is noone else going to point out that janus is the only one who got the whole day right?

Like patton had the right ideas in mind, but he was too excited and rushed logan through them with no time to enjoy it. Virgil made an effort to make sure roman enjoyed his day, but couldn't help but put his own spin on most of it in such a way that roman was often more unnerved than anything.

Janus not only knew exactly what remus wanted to do, but he also knew for how long he should do each one and to which end. He didnt move on to the next activity until remus was thoroughly finished with the current one, and it was clear that remus enjoyed the whole experience, even if janus was more or less indifferent.

For a side that so heavily emphasizes selfishness and deceit, janus sure knows how to make remus happy

I am positively feral of the idea that John Constantine is an ex of both Maddie and Jack Fenton. Imagine the possibilities. They’re endless.

It was a moment in college probably, so like imagine Vlad's accident happens & his partners are like super distraught & don't think they'll ever enjoy the supernatural again b/c of what happened to him. Then John freaking Constantine rocks up into their life re-ignites their love for the supernatural than just fucking dips like he was never there. The only thing they have left of him are pictures [even better if they're all kinda fucked up cause magic] & Jazz who is either John's goddaughter or John is her bio dad.

Of course when Vlad finds out he's fucking furious cause his partners replaced him with a random fucking drunk. Vlad can't even get back at John cause the fucker has demonic protection or some shit.

Vlad going after Danny and ignoring Jazz because she’s Constantine’s daughter tracks.

John being Jazz’s bio dad makes a lot more sense for the color schemes too - John is blond, so Maddie’s red hair is more likely to be inherited than Jack’s black. She got John’s eyes, body type, and wild luck. (I mean, how else would she survive this long in the Fenton house without some major accident befalling her? Danny sure didn’t come out unscathed. He only lived to 14 because Jazz was watching his back. The second he was unsupervised he got himself killed on a dare.)

Jazz asked about this after the middle school bio class that teaches about dominant and recessive genes through Mendel’s pea flower experiments. Jack and Maddie were open and clear about their relationship with John in college. Said that he was fun and intelligent about ghosts and the occult (they went on a rant about ghosts until Jazz brought the topic back around) and then he left the relationship on good terms, moving back to England to play in some band. Cell phones hadn’t been invented yet so keeping in contact was hard since he moved a lot, but they sent him a letter with Jazz’s baby pictures.

“He’s the one who mailed you that stuffed bear you like so much!” Maddie added before getting distracted again by a tool she’d been tinkering with during the conversation.

“So you’re not my dad?” 12 year old Jazz looked up at Jack with watery eyes.

“Oh course I’m your dad, Jazzy-pants!! Just because we don’t share DNA doesn’t mean I’m not your dad!! I love you more than anything in this world AND the next!! I’d fight every ghost there is for you!!”

Jack fake-punched at the air around Jazz’s head which made her giggle a little, and everything was fine. She loved her parents and her little brother. Even if they were weird.

It wasn’t until years later when she was dragging Danny’s bloody and unconscious body out of the basement lab, trying to think of any safe place they could go, that she considered contacting her bio dad.

If jazz is John’s kid… John’s has a whole thing where he has demons blood. Does that have any adverse effects?

Demon blood enhances healing with non fatal wounds healing fairly quickly, but is corrosive to many materials INCLUDING HUMAN FLESH AND IS DANGEROUS IF INJESTED LEADING TO POTENTIAL DEATH if the person in contact with the blood doesn’t share the demonic taint from the same source

The big one is, unless magically protected, it allows the Demon to find the host anywhere

If this is a younger john as her father, then it wouldn’t be his current demonic taint

It would be Nergal’s blood. 

Nergal, for those who don’t know, it an ancient babylonian god turned demon and one of John’s most persistent and powerful enemies, and, after leaving the weird obscuring field of Amity Park, he knows where John’s daughter is

I get that they have to get rid of old guard marvel characters because the actors are like moving on with their careers and shit but how come the men get to go home to their families, have happy endings, and the women have to die for shock value or to move the plot along?

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