“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

WHyyyy

Sorry everyone

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

Shiddd

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

I reblogged this yesterday but idc, I ain’t playing games with Madame Zeroni or Mama Kitt

Madame Zeroni ain’t for play play

Fuck it, hope she bless me

Not even my second account

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

0_0

Acceptable.

❤ …. hmmmmmmmmm….

b r e a d

Teeth

that’s straightforward enough.

oh,,,I wanna die gay

Oh

💀 hcnehfvsdbahdnsbvd ok wig

Im gonna die as a mudda fucking queen ! Hell yeah!!

I’m gonna die of disappointment wow

Not the pasta oh no

guess ill die laughing

🔥

Thats metal

📸 How, just how

The flash could blind you and then BAM!

d e d

Is it from left to right on Recent emojis?

Top to bottom? Then I die of soda

Which is scary tbh •-•

I die nervous

Story of my life

🖒

:D ??? Wah?

😘

Oh boy…

What does this mean

^ that you’ll die quietly

hm

i’ll be killed by someone of my own star sign??? … my clone from the future??? my gf??? who knows

❤️ makes enough sense.

Love kills me

Happiness kills me seems fair

So I’ll drown?

😣 ????????

lizard in the womb, lizard till the tomb

OOUUUU daddy-o

…I don’t like that

a love letter eh??

💋

huh-

💋 AQUA WE GOT THE SAME ONE I-

from ultimate shookness o.o

porn huh

fair

huh death by party?

Hey guys sorry to do this again

So my mother is paraplegic and cannot work and is living with my sister who recently was hospitalized for mental health and they have run into a big issue lately and I can’t help them on my own

She can’t get any financial help and isn’t in a good place. She’s been in debt her whole life for medical things (she has been in and out of the hospital my whole life I took care of her till I was 17 but I am not financially stable enough to help her myself)

If you can’t donate PLEASE consider reblogging if you cant donate

PayPal.me/photovoltaick or photovoltaick@icloud.com for PayPal thank you

“well the washer was draining into tub 9n my bathroom and into the toilet and sink, there is black mold all through the house. we have 3 bathrooms and cam not get into any of them. I spent 2000 dollars putting bnb in a floor in my room and now they have to RIP them all out along with all the walls.

also the hall bathroom and kristal bathroom are back to back, the ac unit in the attack pipe broke and water destroyed the walls in the bathrooms the vanities the ceilings and the walls. also there is black mold in the wall of the kitchen because the room on the back of the house is falling off and water got in between the walls to the kitchen and the living room.

so needless to say.

we have 4 kids 2 adults no where to bathe or potty. industrial fans dispersed throughout the day house.

20 loads of laundry backed up. and I have no bedroom to sleep in and can not get to my medical supplies, clothes or anyth8ng.

krista and I have been busting our backs to try and organize and make this shot hole feel more livable so we can have some peace here. and relax

It seems that this NJ is a sick house that the kids got trapped into and it may explain why krista has suffered daily with head aches to the point she’s thought if suicide.

it also I’d more than likely the cause of why I have been so sick since we moved here. and I think have 10s of thousands of medical payments I do not have the money to pay.

that’s not t ok mention my van transmission. and all the electrical in it has gone bad. even the pulley to bnb open and close the door a d the ramp has broken

I have tried.my best to try and stay positive and help everyone else to keep going and not to five up.

but today I am lower than I have been I. a king time. and I cant even clean tu get me through it all.

I am defeated”

Her transmission is shot and she’s got 4 kids all under 12 she helps take care of and Thier car is essential especially now that they don’t have access to any bathrooms please help if you can if ¼th of my followers gave 1$ she would have enough to have some coverage so I’m not lying when I say ANYTHING helps

help me out guys. reblog this, like this. for every note, everything is pushed back a day for him. I need your help. he doesn’t believe it’s possible to help him. but it’s entirely possible, especially with your help. I know these are so sporadic and cliché to an extent along with becoming so popular on here, but please. I appreciate every single note

REBLOGGGGG LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT

BREAK THE POST BREAK THE POST!!!!

REBLOG LIKE YOUR LIFE IS ON THE LINE.

this could save a life!!! i have to rb this : V

OMG MY HEART THAT SMILE

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

Stay together, stay safe

Perfect advice. I’m reblogging this as a guy, because first of all, if you”re a guy : DON’T DO THAT. Don’t be that creep.

And if you’re a guy and you notice some creep is following or stalking a girl, and that she’s obviously uncomfortable or panicked, go ahead and say hi, long time no see, pretend to be her cousin, and tell her discretly you noticed there was a shady guy. Ask her if something’s wrong, if she feels unsafe, if she wants your help (very important - she may not trust you enough, no one could blame her, don’t take it personally). (and don’t you dare take advantage of the help you offered for a flirt opportunity, that would make you no better than the creep)

We can all stop “witnessing and do nothing”, and set an example.

Alternative option for a guy: if you feel safe doing so, go up to the creeper who’s following her and be like “hey WHAT’S UP bud do you like SPORTS? My favourite team is the redsox what’s YOURS my man? What you DRINKING dude that looks GOOD.” and be friendly and just loud enough to blow his cover. Draw attention to him and see what he does. He won’t feel as safe creeping if he knows people are looking at him, and maybe he’ll leave. It also means the woman won’t have to worry that you are *another* creeper she has to be wary of, and you may distract the bad dude enough to give her a chance to lose him.

Reblogging for that last comment.

NO THIS NEEDS TO BE BOOSTED

Reblog if you lick or bite your lips, a lot.

and if you automatically did either one of the two, or both, don’t even fucking hesitate

Callout post for me apparently

Fuck-

I’ve been called out

My lips are perma bit at this point.

oof i do both

i’ve just had probably the worst year of my life. in march, i was injured by stray bullets (5 to be exact) that entered my bedroom during a gang related dispute. then i was homeless during the summer, and spent way too much time in an anti-gay homeless shelter. i was hurt at my job and had to leave, my mom attempted suicide, my little sister was assaulted by her dad and violated by her dad’s girlfriend…..basically just awful.

my mom was hospitalized diagnosed with bipolar disorder with psychotic symptoms. she’d never sought any treatment and somehow no one noticed. she will be discharged likely on monday, and will return to our shared apartment. but, her living with us is not a good idea at all. her worst symptoms resulted in abuse and neglect throughout my childhood up until now.

i am seeking help to move me and my sister into our own apartment, where we will be safe from both our mom and her dad. Living with my mom has been toxic in the extreme. i have been taking care of my sister for the larger part of this year, and right now i’m the only person she has. my mom has been unstable for a long time, and while my sister’s dad shows up to play the part to ensure that we keep custody, he otherwise doesn’t want anything to do with my sis and has told me that he will not be responsible for her. i truly think that the best place for me and my sister is living with me, separate from both of them, at least until our mom stabilizes. my priority is my sister, and she truly thrives when both of her parents are out of the picture.

i’m eyeing a studio apartment for $450, and I have roughly enough income to qualify for the apartment, with some luck. I need about $500 for the deposit and moving fees. i would really appreciate if anyone reblogs this, i know its an eyesore and no one likes these posts. and if you decide to help, thank you so much.

this is my paypal. my askbox is closed right now, but you can message me anytime if you have questions. thank you so much

my little sister has a uti and she is in a lot of pain and she needs to go to a clinic but it’s $100 please i don’t have any other option PLEASE help

double bubble disco queen headed to the guillotine

skin as cool as rasputin, russia’s greatest love machine

Boy, you think you know what’s happening in this one and then it just knocks you flat, doesn’t it

idk if its a good thing or not, but i read that entire thing to the tune of that panic song (i forgot the name but i think its victorious????)

Nine day old Teddy Guinea Pig, wheeking up a storm. 😀 Turn up your volume for this little guy. He would hate for,you to miss his tuneful wheek. Lol.

Hey no offense but

I would DIE for him

i already love him

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

10 of Pentz came thruuu

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

you can only reblog this today

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work