Emotionally Attached

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

This show is fucking brilliant.

did everyone else read that in his voice

Iconic

respect your body when it’s asking for a break. respect your mind it’s seeking to rest. honor yourself when you need a moment.

I’m screaming??? So my cat knows I get upset when he steps on my paintings (not yelling or anything I think he just sees me spend hours trying to cover up what his paws do) in my “studio” which is a crammed small storage closet with painting all over the floor drying , so like I’m in there rn and I saw him try to get to point A to point b but it was impossible for him to jump over so like he realized the matte parts were dry and like he was stepping on the corners of the painting and every step he’d look at his paw to see if he fucked up and honestly it was the most thoughtful thing ever I don’t ever wanna hear anyone ever say that cats don’t care

I beg you, if this ever happens again, get a video

roses are red, i’m going to bed

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

Yes

This is so pure

I heard Bad At Love on the radio for the first time tonight and damn near cried bc wow, there’s an explicitly and unapologetically Bisexual™ song on top 40 radio and that’s something I never even imagined I’d see.

the worst sound in the world is a man giving their opinion on a woman’s appearance

Give this guy a medal.

Battlefield players are fuckin crazy.

I’ve been watching BF highlight videos for five years and I’ve never seen something this fucked up

This is SO well done: acknowledgement of nonbinary genders, the author is inclusive and honest without sex-shaming? Beautiful

Basically you should send this to everyone you know who is having trouble understanding what bisexuality is. 

“There’s about 5 other dudes she calls daddy so we gotta make a couple of stops”

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK!?

The United Nations proposed a law condemning nations who sentence people in the LGBT community, among other minorities, to death. 

And the U.S. voted against it.

They refused to condemn countries who SENTENCE THE LGBT COMMUNITY TO DEATH!

The United Nations isn’t one of those gray areas. All of the laws and legislations are intentionally black and white. In this case, you either condemn killing the LGBT community for the sake of being gay/trans/etc. Or you don’t. 

There’s no middle ground. There’s no interpretation. There’s no reading into it. 

On October 3rd, 2017, the United States refused to condemn sentencing the LGBT Community to death. Which can only mean that they’re in favor of sentencing the LGBT Community to death. 

but in good news

The shooter was an old white dude. In before crazy online history is exposed with all that white nationalism bullshit or whatever this type gets into. They’re already actively framing him as being mentally ill, which is the treatment white terrorists always get. Pay close attention to how this man’s act of mass murder and terrorism gets framed by the media and pundits.

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ONE! Don’t ignore this in your writing!

when you’ve been around straight people for too long and you need some gayness