Yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is

uh… Thor?

There is an entire norse myth dedicated to this exact concept

Me, eating Apple slices with my rats in the dark: were a lot alike you and i. We eat we sleep we live trapped in our comfort zones never doing anything more than the usual. Your cage is physical you have an excuse but me? What stops me from getting up and leaving all that I know? Nothing but social obligation. But you seem satisfied in your space, to climb your walls and rest and shit and eat. Perhaps there is wisdom in that.

My rats, eating apples with me in the dark : crunchcrunchcrunch crunchcrumch crunchcrunchcrunch

i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now

donkey kong said trans rights !

This is awesome but I need someone to tell me what caused it

Youtuber, Hbomberguy has been doing a stream of Donkey Kong 64 for the last 54 hours (and counting! Not done yet!) And raising money for a uk trans charity. $285k raised so far.

yknow theres a lot of pressure to be successful, particularly on artsy kids whose professions are seen as useless unless theyre famous, but life is fucking hard and sometimes things dont turn out

but i think thats not bad. my dad has wanted to be a musician forever, and hes rly pretty good. but then he joined the military to get away from an abusive family, and then he got married, and then he got divorced, and a lot of horrible shit HAPPENED. he has ptsd and severe anxiety and he could never really get back on the horse. and he never made it as a musician, and now hes 53

but i grew up in a house full of instruments, and he can play all of them, and some of my earliest memories are of him playing guitar on the front porch and me thinking there wasnt a better musician in the world. so. even if you dont get to the stars, exactly, what you do isnt worthless. its not a waste of time if life is difficult and you cant make it, or if you arent famous, or if your work doesn’t influence thousands of people. it will influence someone

there are a million ways to be happy and a million ways to be a successful artist. we create what we do to enhance the human experience and relate to each other and improve ourselves. theres something to be said for just doing that,,,for the sake of doing it, yknow

This is the most comforting, warm and important piece of text I have ever read, and it is so true. No life is wasted that is spent sharing and loving.

Bedtime cuddles

look at this fucking baby

i can’t fucking believe this wtf wtf wtf wtf

everyone should reblog this with the only personality assessment that matters: your favorite disney princess, favorite color, favorite superhero, and favorite season

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this is what all posts will look like in 2049

friend: i never knew u were gay

me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason :/

Sure, chocolate and peanut butter are a great combo, but have you ever tried

And

Happy Birthday Shoto Todoroki~ 01.11.2019.

based on something that actually happened in my life

(i’d have been in midoriya’s place,,, ,, i still,, ,,, kinda dont believe it,, ,, ) 

just saw someone badmouthing fireflies by owl city so i want it known that i unironically like fireflies by owl city. thanks

The plague doctors that the media has made really is the pinnacle of clothing. and its so sad to see what actual plague doctors were like

Mysterious, Sleek, Smooth. You’d wear this to both a fancy ballroom party and a night at the closest bar.

Nasty sewer boy, gross child

Reblogs if you think the girl in the second picture is just as beautiful as the one in the first

Question: Do boys and girls even mature at difffered rates?

Only when it’s convenient for the people saying it, like when they’re trying to justify being attracted to teenage girls or not holding boys accountable for being creeps.

Physically: yes, ON AVERAGE, girls start puberty earlier, but it’s a case of overlapping distrubutions. The /mean/ starting age is earlier for girls than the /mean/ age for boys, but that leaves a LOT of room for overlap.

Mentally: no, society just expects many of the traits associated with maturity (things like poise, compassion, calm and thoughtful responses to stimuli) from girls LONG before it expects them from boys, if it ever expects it from them at all. Girls aren’t given a choice but to perform having “matured faster,” often to their own detriment.

I learned this in one of my sociology classes and dammit it’s so damn true!

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

what we do in the dark shadows dir. taika waititi

i am not lying when i say i think about this everyday 

This is 100% the most underrated Tim and Eric sketch.

i;m coming out and saying it. bakugou’s costume is THE goofiest thing ive ever seen i cant take it seriously at all like when hes yelling at deku and u just see him walking around with those massive fucking grenades trying to be all serious. ohh my god what a fucking goofball

and he designed it himself. this is what he thinks is cool. hes one of those lizards that puffs out its frills when its mad. ily god bless

big SQuish

after aizawa adopts shinsou he starts eating proper for the first time in his life and goes through another growth spurt :) kami’s jacket is from this memey video