@texasfartsupply this is how i picture u every day
Just letting you know that if you’re intimidated by the fact that I’m an adult, you can always unfollow me. Even if we’re mutuals. I won’t judge. And if I’m following you and you’re creeped out by the fact that I’m an adult, just send me a message and I’ll unfollow you. I don’t want you to feel unsafe!
oh, boo hoo, let me blow you a sick smoke ring on the worlds smallest vape
who else is taking a big sip of
My Significant Other Is Amazing And Im So Lucky to Have Them In My Life juice on this fine tuesday

Griffin: Here, let’s play a game. Guess how many unread emails– Rachel: Ohhh my god, Griffin… Griffin: –I have in my email box right now. Griffin: [singing] Guess how many emails, guess how bad a correspondent I am! Online, on the internet where nothing even matters at all. Rachel: [in the background] This is horrifying… Rachel: Uh, I’m gonna say 4,000. Griffin: Oh, more than that, babe. Rachel: Oh my god… Griffin: Oh noooo Griffin: [singing] 13,368 unread emails people worked on and sent me and I said ‘no thanks, I’m good’, without even clicking the email you worked on.




