happy anniversary to my love! :’) ♡
happy anniversary love :,)
dustin's the friend who says "are you alive" and mike's the friend who says in perfect deadpan "no i'm dead"
MICHAEL J. FOX as MARTY MCFLY in BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985)
I love the world of stock images because like. what would some one use this for. i want to know
#as someone who used to work in retail pharmacy (and this image looks like it was taken in a retail pharmacy)#i would not be surprised if this image turned up. at all.#pretty sure i witnessed a customer exchange very similar to this with the only difference being the headwear#and the tights. men don’t wear tights in pharmacies anymore#it’s jeans or shorts. nothing else and certainly no tights :(
Marty "Anti-Oedipus" McFly, saving his father from being run down in the road and strenuously avoiding romance with his mother.
oh so when the reader knows something i don’t it’s “dramatic irony” but when i know something the reader doesn’t suddenly i’m an “unreliable narrator” 🙄
people who claim cinema is dead clearly have never seen this scene
she's almost here...
yaz ur a legend among mortals i would sacrifice sixteen billion goats for u
#this fic means WVERYTBING to me#im#gonna die#this is my Entire Personality shut up SHUT UP SHes ALMOST HERE#THIS FIC#THE SILLY GOOFY COWBOY LIKE ME AU TOOK A LIFE LF JTS OWN AND HERE WE ARE#im beyond excited like i’m literally going to devour a traffic light#yaz i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u i love u#im. shoving this fic up my entire ass. it’s so personal to me-#im gonan cry#crying#vomiting blood#if u don’t hear from me in the next few business days it’s bc im doing something Very Important (feeling emotions about this fic)#i have my priorities sorted !! this fic is number one#everything else in my life is number two#rabid feral pocket baby tag <3
i love how pissed off people get when you suggest a character is aroace like sorry im actually the evil one here
the way stranger things is about dustin getting to hang out with mike for one season before spending the next three missing his bestie. no wonder he can't move on, mike tried to die for him
if i had a baby, would it be born with my tattoos or my boyfriend's tattoos?
the baby would have an egregious morphing of both of you and your bf’s tattoos
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
satanblessitt
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
It’s been over a decade, and I still think “I’m a lemon stealing whore” to myself every time I take fruit off a lemon tree.
Which isn’t often, but it’s often enough.
the drarry fandom is so lucky they haven't experienced the marauders effect™ because these mfs would be calling drarry fucking dragonseeker or ferretseeker with their whole fucking chests, not an ounce of remorse to be found
mrspider-deactivated20221213
“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they
pasta is so comforting. pasta is my best friend. pasta my beloved. pasta is my boyfriend pasta is a god pasta is the breeze in my hair in the weekend pasta is a relaxing thought!!!
It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.
Listening to native speakers of the language you’re trying to learn
when ur soulmates :/ ugh