hi lets be pals on the internet

Its honestly so funny how people who are mourning the queen's death are so pigshit stupid that they end up saying shit thats wayyyy more tasteless than all of the normal people making fun of her.

Mcdonalds putting up a branded menu variant about her funeral, some sextoy website having a funeral banner up, her funeral footage accidentally capitalizing the words "Among Us", crossfit including a minute of silence in their daily workout plan, people lining up for 30 hours to go look at a box that maybe has a corpse in it, Guantanamo bay putting the mcdonalds flag at half mast, the royal family fanblogs posting sad bitmojis and the thomas jefferson miku binder artist seriously arguing that she's gonna reincarnate as a horse are all infinitely funnier forms of mockery than I'd ever be able to come up with

@pleasetangerines

happy pride month here’s the ronald reagan assassination attempt while run away with me by carly rae jepsen plays

first post I've seen making use of the new function to pay to promote ur own posts is feeling like a good sign. the site is healing

things are returning to how they once were

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

i would have followed you anywhere, my girl, my bestie, my king

It's kind of embarrassing to see scores of people announce they're leaving twitter. You're just empowering musk's circle jerk and the alt right, who literally interpret it as having scared you away, and aren't they basically right? If you no longer care about your twitter account you should be using it to shitpost, troll and spam like proper traditional internet folk. Flood their comments with all the obsolete onceler memes you want. Go nuts until you're banned, which musk claims won't happen anymore, which will be equally funny whether he sticks to it and lets you fill his notifications with Homestuck roleplay or he backpedals and has to admit he was stupid.

actually i don’t have a moral obligation to fuck up my mental health even further engaging with a badly moderated social media platform full of nazis and transphobes (yes yes lots of overlap on that venn diagram) to do some kind of exhausting spiteful spam campaign.  i had actually decided it was better for me to take a twitter break a few days before the buyout announcement because the degree to which nearly every post i wanted to read was swarmed with assholes doing hate speech in the replies was no longer tolerable.  the idea that its “embarassing” and “empowers the alt right” to not feel like dealing with that anymore is gross as hell.  yeah dude the alt-right did successfully scare me away because i want to shitpost for fun to an audience of my friends and if it makes me not “proper traditional internet folk” (whatever the fuck that even means) to not have the energy as a disabled trans woman in a deep red state to work a shift every day posting onceler memes at billionaires who will never see it, then i don’t think i fucking care!

My three girlfriends. And yes, they gain brouzouf.

They don’t look like they gain brouzouf.

Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You. I’m so angry you are so lucky my three brouzouf gaining girlfriends are performing maintenance on my legs to calm me down I’m so mad.

Your “brouzouf gaining girlfriend” has a Rotten Mound assault rifle in her hands. The one in the middle.

I printed out a photo of your avatar and taped it to my scrabouillor that I punch and I mutter your URL with every Triangular Gate I cast on you twerp…. Don’t ever Talk about Felicity or the wicked Bear(killer) I gave her ever again I Don’t wanna see you standing outside my Temple HQ at 3 am holding your weird Jian party masks ever again ok leave us alone this is the FINAL FUCKING WARNING 

In case anyone doesn’t know, Club Penguin Rewritten was a fan project that started 5 years ago. A team of independent artists and developers successfully revived Club Penguin, and had a community of 11 million up until today. They even rewrote all of the code for HTML5 after flash was taken down, and were always coming out with custom parties, items, and content.

Today, we learned this:

As they investigate, they have been deleting code.

Now, if you go to the website, you see this:

Fuck Disney. Fuck everything they do, and everything they stand for. Fuck your shitty movies, fuck your shitty politics, and fuck the way you destroy everything you touch. Fuck your copyright, too.

juuuuuust the twooooo of us

i almost forgot, it’s twos-day. their day. for just the two of them.

Bottled Wataur

What’s Michael Monday

Do any of y'all live in the Charlotte NC area? I have a friend in a pretty desperate situation who needs a place to crash, please message if you can help with that

Also if anyone can help them with money that'd be greatly appreciated too

Cashapp: $ugwy

Venmo: @lithiumionbattery

Well I’ll beast

ok furry

Stick out your hand

HELL YEAH

BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU… 

BITING YOU ONE MILLION TIMES

why dont you look at pictures of baby wolf pups howling and maybe you'll calm down

the dream of mechs being a real thing vs the agony of knowing they’d be used for war crimes

The Otacon Dilemma

Abandoned flats in Vorkuta, photographed by Arseniy Kotov 

this is an extremely good joke format

I wish I knew how to play chess

I needed this.

I understand chess and oh my god can this be a meme format? Cause there are so many possible combinations here

concept: angels but they look like stingray skeletons

wow good concept???

@apocrypals