AND I GET UP AGAIN

YOU ARE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN

Fucked up that I find uniforms sexy but also have an intense hatred for most institutions (police, the military etc) that have them. Where does that leave me

BRB gonna fuck the mailman like im a 50s housewife

TBH that might even thiner they avrage

Wtf do you mean plus sized????? Thats a skinny woman?!!! Are these people blind??!!??!!

I mean it when I say the body positive movement completely turned to dust and had its effects reversed like 5 years ago

Absolute biggest bipedal fuck-up is that we can't lie down and look forward comfortably.

Dogs and cats and cows are out there lying down in the grass and just seeing everything and what do we have? Lie on your stomach and fuck up your neck? Lie on your back and shove 400 pillows under your head? Lie on your side and just accept everything's fucking sideways? I hate this fucking evolutionary form

Becoming one of those deranged "I trained myself to move around like a horse" tiktokkers but it's just how to lie down and look forward at the same time.

I want what he has

If you can't handle a hairy ass, why are you following me? On this blog, we believe God's true form is a very hairy ass

1-800-ARE-YOU-SIPPIN?

yeah I've seen this gif before. don't care, I'm gonna reblog it. as long as there is a 0.00000001% chance that me reblogging this will result in even just ONE new person seeing this gif, that's all I need. it's kinda why I'm here. I'm gonna do what I came here to do

ogh ... beautiful...

all alone on a friday night? never again!

IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN

@straycatj

Oh ..how nice and lively art.....!

ref here

oh to be a dragon laying comfortably on someone's lap

Happy 1st Birthday, Jimmy!

Here’s to the specialest little smelly guy that I know 🥂

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

I had to take a piss test for a job I got hired at today, and this is the name of the fuckin company that makes the tests

can you come collect your freak of a man please. He’s doing things

remember that episode of icarly where they signed a deal to promote shoes that ended up being terrible, but they couldnt back out of the contract, so they found a loophole and said all the things terrible about the shoes in a positive way? thats how youtubers promoting raid shadow legends sound half the time

some funny little guys as Alluded To in this post 🪐

Deckard is a twenty-something arcade technician who works at an arcade-bowling rink type deal and Quark is his faaaavorite machine ! i like to imagine its a sort of space invaders arcade game where the goal is to "traverse the stars" and reach a planet end goal