He has no right to be that beautiful! 💛🐍💛

@thatsthat24 Why are you so so amazing!?

idk if it’s just how my very silly brain operates but does anybody else get like. a weird second wave of procrastination right before you finish something. like you already did 70-90% of the work, it realistically won’t take you that long to be done, but for some reason. u just can’t. like. time’s up on executive function. like. oh sorry did you want to not be worried about this? bc im going to make u have to be worried about this. thanks! 

Literally this is on the most commonly-used evaluation form for adult ADHD

It’s the first item on the damn list! 

(1. How often do you have trouble wrapping up the final details of a project, once the challenging parts have been done?)

suddenly it becomes clear why I’m stuck on chapter fourteen of fifteen of this novel-length

Haven’t finished a bunch of movies/tv shows/assignments and only leave abt 30min left of work on all of these and just never come around to finishing it.

“Played this game for 300 hours but won’t finish the last quest. Why? Can’t do it.”

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two images

With apologies to Gustav Klimt.

I-

NO BECAUSE TEENAGE WANGXIAN WAS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND THEY COULDVE HAD LIKE A CLASSIC SLOWBURN CUTESY ROMANCE IF THE CIRCUMSTANCES OF THEIR TIME DIDNT FORCE THEM TO GROW UP TOO QUICKLY AND WEI WUXIANS ATTITUDE TOWARDS THE JUNIORS REALLY GOES TO SHOW HOW MUCH THEY LOST OF THEIR CHILDHOOD AND HOW MCUH HE REGRETS THAT AND-

Anyways have art

My friend sent me this no context

I want what they have

This is the true spirit of Halloween

The point of officially naming a pet is not to actually use that name but to have a baseline from which to come up with every conceivable nickname to call them instead.

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky

Congrats on contributing to the ancient tumblr tradition of turning shitposts into profound poetry

My physics professor just told the class the wildest story from when he was in grad school about building a high voltage unauthorized Tesla coil with the ability to kill a man

No I’m still not over this - this man along with two other graduate students rigged a Tesla coil and a faraday cage without a budget and the arcs of electricity that came off of it hit things in the room like exposed gas pipes. He found a thick piece of plexiglass that he sawed into smaller pieces, he found a screwdriver that he filed down to a sharp point, and he reasoned that by charging the plexiglass with a shit ton of excess electrons and striking it with the screwdriver-ice pick immediately after flipping the coil off but before the energy in the room had a chance to dissipate, they could see the physical path of the conducted electricity as it conducted through the excess electrons.

These men rigged up an empty storage closet in their lab with the faraday cage and Tesla coil and ran their little experiment. My professor ran into the room the instant the coil was turned off, grabbed the grounded screwdriver-ice pick, and stabbed the plexiglass millimeters away from the edge where he could’ve missed.

And it worked.

This man captured a god damn lightning strike in physical media. That shape is from the electricity breaking through the structure of the plexiglass. That’s literally the conduction path.

Anyway I was talking to one of the lab instructors about it and she put her head in her hands and literally groaned. “I wish John hadn’t told you that story.”

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

Do you even…?

Know the history of music?

The fuck?

yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush

…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.

I seriously hope it’s sarcasm

i being 100% serious my guy

The Beatles are older than big time rush

well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West

One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970

yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.

The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands

I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around

besides:

That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.

Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009

BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES

Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)

That-that’s not a thing

of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)

Nie Huaisang (Ji Li) and Nie Mingjue (Wang Yizhou) for 'Fatal Journey'

Guitar hero but with seagulls. I'm not sur of what happened in my head ^^'

Through the fire and flames _ Dragonforce

Lol

>You see a strange creature dart under your car.

>CHECK UNDER CAR.

>You have discovered COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>Side quest "WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD" available.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask your next door neighbor about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>NEIGHBOR: I haven't seen that before. Though I hear THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY caught a strange bird on his property last week.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Ask THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY about the COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY: We don't keep birds. But you might want to ask THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD. He has lots of birds.

>THE FARMER ACROSS THE WAY gave you two SWEET CORN and one CUCUMBER.

>WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD: Talk to THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD.

>THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD: Oh! You found my COTURNIX QUAIL CHICK! He keeps escaping. Thank you so much!!

> You have cleared side quest WHY DID THE QUAIL CROSS THE ROAD. You have gained +2 to NEIGHBORLY BONDS and +3 to CHARISMA. THE FARMER DOWN THE ROAD has been added to your CONTACTS LIST.

Every time I hear mention of a youtube celebrity it’s a new one of these stock image looking people who seemingly appeared out of the void two weeks ago, fully formed with five million followers and the capacity to commit horrible crimes against another youtube celebrity which they will tearfully apologize for in a fifteen minute video

Mylar truly wishes he could take back what he has done and only hopes that you, the fans, can forgive him.

Here’s the thing: I made this post with nobody in particular in mind and people keep reblogging me and saying that it’s in direct reference to [_____] or asking me if it’s about such and such and it’s someone new each time which probably means that there’s, like, a problem.

This has come back around, so I’m guessing that It’s Happened Again. Or, rather, it never stopped happening.

Look slow burn is great but have you considered: slow burn and the opposite at the same time.

One of them looks at the other for the first time and is like “that one.” Ready to marry them five minutes later. Falls like a ton of bricks.

Other one is completely oblivious to this and fails in love so slowly that they go boiled frog and don’t realise for years that they love the other one back just as fiercely, and have for a while, until it’s “oh” time.

You- you just describes Wangxian in 3 sentences.........

Lan Wangji accepted Wei Wuxian as his husband after the initial shock of Feelings™ and wrote a song and named it their ship name and followed his crush across the world trying to make sure he was safe and trying to convince Wei Wuxian how his actions had severe consequences and then enduring pain that most people die from and still he stood up for his beloved!

And it took Wei Wuxian dying and getting resurrected and travelling with his hubby and their chiLD (adopted.... see WWX adopted him, then died, so LWJ adopted him and raised him and gave him a name that meant “yearning”) for months and said hubby giving him a fucing traditional wedding gift and romantic/sexual tension so intense that even a shut in spoiled rich brat could see it for oblivious fucking Wei Wuxian to realize that OH maybe they weren’t just old rivals turned acquaintances who happend to get stuck in suggestive positions every once in a while and how Lan Wangji didn’t mind Wei Wuxian all up in his face when a decade or two ago he would’ve went against all his precious rules and started fighting right then and there! He’s an idiot and surpasses all dumbasses in the entire MXTX franchise

corcle time

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

I was not ready

I had to watch this a couple times

The chaos energy was to much to handle at once