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Don’t follow me. I only have this blog because it feels satisfying to press a button with no consequences. If you follow me then that means my button pressing has consequences and I’m not ready for that. Thanks

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

rb this with whether u say paper scissors rock or rock paper scissors

me normally: linguistic differences are so interesting and cool! I love hearing different dialectal variations.

me, reading “paper, scissors, rock” with my own two eyeballs: the lord is testing me

Caption: Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘ Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t have any friends.’‘ Mom, after a slight pause: ‘‘Well that’s not what I expected.’‘

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“Zoinks Scoob! It’s like I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting all the g-g-g-g-ghosts!”