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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

I love it. I call them up and say hey bossman I'm camped out on the shitter today yeehaw

you are so beautiful in every way

We will get married on a windswept cliff and the dinner will be easily digestible

Boop.

Love is the best scent #50.

@bloody-redemption

Every time I go downstairs to the laundry room, this pigeon tries to seduce me.

“we have incompatible genitals” is now my favorite excuse.

Nozem.

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New tag game

Type in “I want” to reveal your greatest desire

wake up babe new dumb orange cat just dropped

The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.

Even now, I feel a certain coldness

because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip

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LeFou: Oop! Gaston: Everyone knows her father’s a lunatic. He was in here tonight, raving— [EDM plays] Gaston: Whoo! Slow down, Maurice. Maurice: [exclaims]

What gets me is they throw the glowsticks out with him.

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

I understand why everyone loves him.

Beauty standards keep getting more unrealistic