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In my thirties and from Germany. You can find my writing here at bt writes or under syriala on AO3. Crying over Anime. Please come talk to me. Buy me a ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/A83119CL
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24 Days of Satosugu 2023 Day 24 - Surprise

This marks the end of 24 Days of Satosugu 2023! Thank you so much for sticking around and I hope you had just as much fun reading as I did writing!

Satoru isn’t sure how he ends up on Shoko’s couch. Normally, he wouldn’t be caught dead there–especially not without Suguru–but it is what it is.

“You’re a stupid, pining mess, do you even know that?” Shoko asks him and Satoru buries his face in the cushion.

“You won’t let me forget it,” he mutters and knows she heard him when she hits him over the head.

“When will you finally tell him already?” she demands to know and Satoru turns his head so he can peek up at her.

“Never?” he gives back, because really, what’s the use in that, except alienate the one true friend he really has.

He’d rather have Suguru in his life as that than don’t have him at all, and Satoru knows that it’s kind of pathetic and definitely makes him a coward, but it’s not as if he can change that.

“What would you even know about my feelings,” he then goes on when she scoffs at him, because it’s not as if he has ever really told her that he’s in love with Suguru.

She came to that conclusion on her own. Not that she’s wrong but–

“You’re kind of obvious about it,” Shoko tells him, just like she always does and Satoru sits up.

“If I’m that obvious then why hasn’t Suguru said anything yet?” Satoru only briefly waits for her to answer before he goes on. “That’s right, because he doesn’t feel the same. Now will you goddamn drop it?”

“Satoru,” Shoko cautiously says, but Satoru has had enough.

He really shouldn’t have come here on his own, Shoko is always way too mean to him when Suguru isn’t there to soften her blows.

“Besides, you’re best friends with him, too. Has he said anything to you?” Satoru asks her, though he knows the answer.

Shoko is way too annoyed by his ‘pining ass’ as she likes to call it to let them pine after each other when she knows they both feel the same.

“He hasn’t said anything,” Shoko admits, and that really is all the answer Satoru needs.

“Because he doesn’t feel the same,” Satoru bitterly finishes. 

He knows it and yet it still never stops hurting.

“But why wouldn’t he? You’re both so–” Shoko says and Satoru whips his head around to her.

“So what? Co-dependant? You never let us forget that that’s a bad thing. And really, Shoko, what do I have going for me?” he demands to know. “All of you are annoyed by me. You all agree that I’m too pretty to be real but that’s about it. How did Utahime state it so nicely? Pretty enough to fuck but god forbid I stay the morning after?”

It’s not like him to be this self-deprecating usually and Satoru has gotten pretty good at not letting these things get to him–he knows his friends love him, usually, or like him well enough at least–but sometimes it still eats away at him.

“Satoru–” Shoko whispers but he has had enough.

He came here to get a short break from Suguru, to put some space between his best friend and his useless pining. He didn’t come here to have her meddle in this hopeless mess, he just wanted some comfort.

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tv show. white man. hes sad. he has to do important thing but its hard. his girlfriend died probably. TWSIT!! theres another white man. maybe MORE. hes sad too but for different reason. its very deep probably. theyre best friends but not gay but maybe they are haha fandom!!! every girl dies or goes away. just not gay white man friend. 10 seasons 100 million viewers. what will moody white men do this week.

This post just turned 10 years old which is pretty fucked up actually. When I made this post people would say things like “actually supernatural only has 8 seasons” but here we are in 2023 so who’s laughing now. Not me I want to die

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asha-mage

Do ya'll ever think about how every character in MDZS is living in a radically different genre of story?

Cause yeah, sure Wei Wuxian is living in a danmei fantasy novel with strong romantic comedy elements, but if you slide over a bit Lan Wangji is living a serious and heady drama about regret, loss, yearning, the passage of time, and ultimately atonement.

Scooch on over to Xichen and your in a straight up Greek tragedy, right down to the parable about hubris and trust. Jin Guangyao is living meanwhile in a political dark fantasy al'la Game of Thrones, Nie Huaisang is in a Gothic moody Monte Cristo-esque reflection on revenge and deception, and while Lan Sizhuhi and Jin Ling are living in two VERY different YA fantasy books ('magic boarding school/secret orphan of destiny' and 'Steven Universe style coming of age/discovering all your family are some flavor of evil and magic' respectively).

Everyone connected to Yi City is living inside a dark psychological thriller/horror flick, except for Xue Yang who is in a Found Family/Enemies to Lover fic right up until he isn't.

Jiang Cheng's entire life has been one long soap opera, and it is showing no signs of stopping anytime soon.

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ironinkpen

best thing about uncle iroh is that if you pay attention he is actually just as much of an idiot as zuko but has just mastered the art of coming across as a wise old man. the even better thing is that zuko is the only one on the planet who somewhat realizes this and no one would ever believe him because he's zuko

like uncle iroh 100% does dumb shit on purpose sometimes to get people to underestimate him and keep zuko from capturing the avatar, but other times he just, and i cannot emphasize this enough, does impulsive dumb shit for no reason other than the fact that terminal stupid presumably runs in the royal family's blood

uncle: "you never think things through, prince zuko!"

also uncle:

  • once got captured by the earth kingdom army buck ass naked bc he really wanted to go to a hot spring in enemy territory
  • betrayed zhao at the Northern Water Tribe with no escape plan and then spent 3 weeks starving on a boat
  • immediately went to a spa resort upon publicly committing treason
  • ate a poisonous plant and, in the spirit of Two Fish Hook Sokka, was going to solve the problem by eating another potentially poisonous plant
  • decided the safest place in the world they could go was the city he once FAMOUSLY laid siege to for 600 days
  • instead of lying low or giving a modicum of a shit about people recognizing him, overachieved himself into becoming one of the most well-known restaurant owners in said city
  • in fact overachieved so hard that he got an invite to meet the earth king (whose city he, again, once FAMOUSLY LAID SIEGE TO) which he fucking? accepted????
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as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten

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moonsterm

that means the angels are babysitters then

here have more

You guys really need to read Christopher Moore’s Lamb, if you haven’t.

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frikinnerd

Always reblog Cryptid Jesus

I made more. cause it’s fun

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That thing Luffy does when he's scolded where he averts his eyes like a guilty dog

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solreefs

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.