a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet. he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you! only tall blonde girls!”. they always said kissaroo. i cant stop thinking about this
this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted
Just learned these things aren’t usually done outside of US and most of them shocked me so I made this
Some of these are done in one or two other countries, but most are just weird to everyone else and that’s insane
I purposefully said small because I didn’t want the obvious answers like school shootings and non universal healthcare
Arthur seems like he’d be a snrkmimimimi type of guy if not for the horrors.
saw this massive onion bigger than my entire hand in the produce aisle and immediately snatched it up solely to weigh it and a guy across the aisle asked how much it weighed because he was curious as well and when i told him it was two pounds he excitedly was like “it’s like the biggest one i’ve ever seen..” humanity rocks moment. bonding with strangers over giant onion
thankfully i was bold enough to take that step.. had i not arrived he would have never known… always had to wonder.. exactly two pounds btw
Happy Pride! Especially for my SEAsian folks!
(Please do not steal these, tq. Ask if you’d like to use it somewhere.)
I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)
This is like that time my kid told me that science was for boys and I was like, “You were literally sitting next to me sitting the organic chemistry review. That’s science. I’m a scientist.”
I never saw an unconscious bias change so fast. Not only was science for girls, but she seemed to think we (as in all girls everywhere) were very generous for allowing boys to participate in it from time to time.
