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my life’s just like a bitch

@blooblis / blooblis.tumblr.com

and i’m just like my life
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Don't sabotage your identity trying to name it. Let it be undefined, permeable, mixed, peculiar, unapologetically authentic. Be in peace with being unprecedented, with not fitting anywhere, with being adrift. Before flight, there's a free fall.

When discussing the ecological impact of outdoor cats it’s important to remember that not everywhere is America. Not every ecosystem works like those in the USA. In England, for example, there are no native songbirds or vulnerable wildlife, or, in fact, any organic life at all. It is a barren wasteland. It is the epilogue of entropy, a desolation beyond all desolation, a vacuum from which even the most fundamental substance of the universe has been expunged.

Overwhelm the GOP. #VoteBlue

They believe they are the only “true” Americans. They are wanna-be aristocrats operating under a ludicrous delusion that the founders intended the country to continue with conservatives’ specific perverse values or not at all.

(A delusion much like that of the Confederacy’s rebels, who they seem to so greatly admire.)

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this dude has to be hyv's sluttiest character ever, like his dumb eyebrows, the smirk, the hip windows????? also why is he so buff for?? to impress other men????

stating to think there’s an inverse correlation between how good media is and how easily fandomizable it is 😁

good media should make you stare at wall for 2 hours instead of immediately starting shippings wars and coffeeshop au and slowburn fics

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no no you’re not wrong but also

there’s a reason for this.

My personal theory is that if Media is REALLY good, there isn't really... space, if you will for fans to add or change perspectives on it. Too dense, too complete. Like how coral won't grow on plastic because it's too smooth

Whereas some half-baked hot garbage has got ALL KINDS of plot holes, incomplete characterization, warped timelines, missing worldbuilding and other Spaces for fans to colonize, like coral growing on a sunken battleship.

And then if a series just sucks too much, it's not fun to interact with at all, and people won't fandomize it because it's toxic. Like how coral won't grow on sunken piles of burnt-out tires.

I call this the Fandom Barrier-Reef Theory.

Some gay men really put 0 hours of work into unlearning their hatred of women’s bodies and anatomy it’s embarrassing. Like i’m super fucking sorry that you’ve got a pussy ick thing going on but i got over it after like one conversation with a friend and you’re 29 years old publicizing your pussy ick on twitter dot com dot gov posting about how super fucking hard it is that trans men are also in gay bars and that’s Not Valid because ewwww they have vacheena which is the opposite of gay eeewwwwwww! And you have to let everybody know that you’re gay not because you like men but because you hate pussy so much it makes you transphobic. Like how can you even continue to serve cunt in such a state

What more is there to say. Transphobic gay men could never serve cunt cause they hate pussy too much

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hold up im reading more about the lionfish thing and this one island in Honduras has had such a huge problem with lionfish that the measures they have taken include

• getting special exemption from the Honduran government to allow divers access to harpoons and spears which are otherwise illegal in fishing

• public campaign to teach people how to prepare and eat lionfish (apparently they are very tasty once the poisonous spines are removed) (but watch out)

• holding lionfish combination hunting competition and cookout (reportedly they killed and cooked 1,700 in a day) (someone killed 60 of them with a rubber band spear gun???)

• most recently and apparently out of desperation, the divers in charge of culling the lionfish in the Roatan Marine Park just started. feeding the lionfish they killed to sharks. bc what else are you gonna do with it

• the sharks don’t seem to notice or be affected by the poison and begin hanging out with the divers

• the sharks then were seen hunting and killing the lionfish on their own

like this is nuts to me sorry. the sharks just had to be shown “hey this is food, did you know?? you can eat these!! here try one!!” we are possibly altering an entire foodchain bc we like feeding the big ocean wolves

I know it's because they're invasive but it's hilarious how many different ways human have come up with to send this one fish in particular to the plinko.

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dear teacher sory i did not do your assignment.unfortu nately i have Died FOREVER!!!!!!! ok i will see u tmrw

if anyone’s curious how the adderall shortage is going, i was 10th on the waitlist when I ran out of my prescription. 3 weeks later im 3rd on the waitlist. So according to my pharmacy they have received enough to fill 7 people’s prescriptions in 3 weeks. And I live near a university campus with a student population of 50,000.