Blog of Eternal Randomness

The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier

me attacking you with love

I’m sorry people aren’t sharing the actual end of this which is even better:

Underrated emoji: 🤪

(via BabblingBaby)

you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”

“Well :). You’ve Aged.”

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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FUCK OFF IT’S JUST WOODWORKING AT THIS POINT

Catch me lounging in my boudoir in a flowey lace dress eating my fucking gramophone

Willy wonka is fucking shook

WW2 SIREN

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

“Cartoons? Isn’t that for kids?” I look up and smile “ Yes it is” Suddenly my appearance shifts and shrinks as I become a child. All my money turns to monopoly money and all my bills are gone. My adult responsibilities vanish, finally the spell is broken, and I am free.

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

literally desaturate any frame from john m.ulaney’s latest standup and it looks like it’s from a variety show in 1935

I’m sorry but variety shoes did not exist in 1935. Or even 45