This is good advice, but also why this picture?
Itβs hard for two horses to be intimate when thereβs an erupting volcano nearby. Whatβs not clicking
TAIGACHU (Electric), the electric tiger pokemon
My version of how "Pikachu" would have looked if Nintendo of America have had its way when introducing Pokemon to the west. So many possibilities...
For context :
for a second I thought this was a meme & not an informative illustration of horse mood, & I thought I just couldnβt get the joke
Make this the new meme!
otto-mandias
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War, Famine, Pestilence, Death, Umami
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This is one of the most adorable Pride posts Iβve ever seen
What I love about the imagery of the turtle is that itβs sending the message that they are protecting themselves by being in their shell. Itβs not about deceiving straight people (like we are often told), but about the turtleβs own safety. Theyβll come out when the time is right and they feel comfortable. ππ³οΈβπ
Come out when itβs safe for you π³οΈβπβ€οΈ
β’ this user got made fun of their special interests when they were younger, so they're scared to talk about them now β’
I always get judged about my special interests. So...I just simply don't talk about them.
every time i see those posts likeΒ βwhat food from a show did YOU always wanna tryβ i go lol none? but i just remembered im a liar
i always wanted the fucking soup brock made in the pokemon anime
Hello OP, i donβt have anyway to prove this is the same recipe they make in the shows but i make this to calm my inner kid from wanting the fictional soup:
- 300gr bacon, beef or chicken. A meat of your choice. These go specially well. I prefer chicken tights. Diced
- 1 medium onion, diced.
- Garlic minced (i used 2-4 pieces depending on size)
- 300gr carrot, cleaned, peeled and diced.
- 3 sticks of celery, washed and diced.
- 800gr potato. Washed, peeled diced in quarters.
- 1 head of broccoli.
- 8 cups of stock of your preference. I recommend using the bones of the beef or chicken, but veggies stock works too for a vegetarian or vegan version.
- 3 tablespoons all purpose flour.
- 1 cup whole milk. (Almond or rice milk work fine for a vegan option)
- Β½ cup heavy cream. (Skip it for a vegan option)
- Salt and black pepper to taste.
- Β½ teaspoon paprika, use the spicy one to get the warmth up a notch in winter.
- 1 tablespoon fresh chopped coriander. Optional.
- 1 cup diced gouda or manchego cheese. Optional but really ties all together.
Make sure you have all your ingredients ready and at hand for this one to make sure it comes out nice and tasty!!!
- In a pot put water and the bones to prepare your stock (chicken, beef, veggie) You can use premade or bouillon cubes, just make sure its 8 cups worth of broth. In a different pot boil the potatoes until soft.
- In a big pot put some butter or olive oil to fry the onion, when it turns a little transparent add the garlic, move constantly.
- Add the celery and diced carrots, moving constantly.
- The carrot will get a little brighter in color, add the diced meat. Salt and pepper to your taste.
- Meanwhile, blend the potatoes with enough stock so your blender wont have trouble blending. If you have a food processor, itβll be easier.
- Ad the remaining stock to you big pot with the veggies and meat, add the broccoli chopped in bite size pieces. Add the paprika and taste for salt and pepper. Let over a medium fire for 10 min.
- Separate 3 tbsp of the stock to mix with the flour, set aside. This will be a thickening agent.
- Pour the potato mix on the big pot, move to integrate and taste for salt and pepper.
- Add the milk and heavy cream. Move with a laddle. Have a final taste and let over low fire for 5 min.
- Serve hot and decorate with a pinch of coriander and some cubes of cheese.
- ENJOY!
Notes:
I personally prefer to use chicken, love how it goes with potatoes and veggies. Also the tight is very tender and flavorful. With beef you have to be careful not to overcook it or itβll get gummy and hard to bite, so make adjustments.
VEGAN: could also skip the meat, cheese and heavy cream for a vegan option.
I make it for my younger sister and she loves it. Instead of meat i add some diced, toasted nuts when served. Cashew, pecan and pistachios work nicely.
Youβll have to use 5 tbsp of flour to thicken up the broth a tid bit more without the heavy cream but you can still use a vegan milk.
You can totally skip the coriander, but it adds another dept of flavor.
Do try it with the cheese tho, i promise itβs GODLY. Gouda and manchego are my fave, the melt nicely and have a strong after taste, but i guess any cheese that melts could work.
Finally, if you are like me and like spicy food you can add chopped chili. Serrano and arbol chiles are my go toβs, freshly chopped sprinkled just after serving my bowl.
Hope y'all give it a try and if you have any doubts do ask!
Provecho!
this is literally the best addition iβve ever gotten to any of my posts thank you so much
Hey I tried this recipe out and I can confirm that it tastes heavenly!!
Can confirm this soup is absolutely divine!
Substituted spinach for broccoli because my partner is not a fan of the latter and used chicken and bacon. Gonna try it again with a nice Italian sausage in place of the chicken next time.
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please link me to this class action lawsuit because yes
Unmute !
Someone created a custom level of hell just for those three guys
Someone created
a custom level of hell
just for those three guys
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Official!
A lot is happening here lol. Ash comes home, finds out his momβs dating Jessie, Delia calls Jessie her girlfriend for the first time, James and Meowth ALSO find out that Jessie and Delia have been dating for some time and Mimey is not having it.
Vulpix!!! I don't draw Pokemon often so I hope it's good!
Rebolgs are always appreciated! π
Lord give me strength, the book I'm reading about the Hays Code is describing the "think of the children!" moral panic that led to the code, and it reads identical to essays I've read about the modern scouring of adult spaces from the internet.
History echoes itself and I am exhausted. Fucking hell.
I got to a section talking about the sheer amount of lost media that was directly "lost" (read: destroyed) because the censors culled it from the vaults or re-edited the originals to meet the Hays Code guidelines.
And now I need to stop reading and do something else for awhile, because it was only a week ago I was here on tumblr talking about how horrifyingly easy it is for streaming companies to censor their own media.
And of course all this started happening a few years after a devastating economic collapse, when the average American citizen was feeling more and more sympathetic to leftist politics, turning to mass-media entertainment to soothe the pain of capitalism. Conservatives insisted that communism was coming to destroy America through the silver screen.
So many people were turning to the arts that fundie Christians panicked, insisting that depravity in media was ruining the moral fortitude of the country and corrupting the children.
They began cracking down on sexual content, queer content, international media, anything that bad-mouthed authority and the cops and the government. They painted raunchy media as the cause of moral decline, and insisted that audiences couldn't be trusted not to imitate the bad behavior on their screens. Nothing too dark or too criminal could be shown on-screen, because what about the children? Think about the children!
History is a repeating cycle, and I am so, so tired.
History is a
repeating cycle, and I
am so, so tired.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This I think is my fave haiku from this bot
pink in the night
babe are you alright? you just reblogged eunniebooβs pink in the night comic again
β"Love is an unconditional commitment to an imperfect person. To love someone isnβt just a strong feeling. Itβs a decision, a judgment and a promise.β