i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume
that's why bella called her kid resume right away
wheres the gif of the guy on fire but then he eats a watermelon and hes fine
werewolvv
this is what summertime is like
Disco Grover
everyone shut the fuck up its Disco Grover Tuesday
Just going to keep going bc what the hell else is there to do!
Good evening we are enduring
Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
87-pounds-deactivated20160310
my sense of humor: getting birthday cards with the wildly incorrect age on it for people
I see this and raise you: getting cards for a wildly different occasion and customizing them to fit the holiday you need
throwback to the time my partner put in his 2 week notice with a birthday card for a 2 year old
Once I got a card that said “BEST GREAT GRANPA EVER!!”
I’m a teenager
stop casting famous people for romance movies
stop casting famous people in movies
stop casting for movies, let it be randomly selected, like jury service. "sorry can't legally come to work today, I'm the new batman"
cow-pea
white boy friday
me waiting for the fall robotics tournament charter bus to arrive