gorbachev really gonna die a thousand deaths if pizza hut stops operating in russia
So you’re telling me the Crystal Gems saw the twin towers fall and did nothing about it?
carnivoroustomatoes
I love insults like landlubber and cityslicker, look at this idiot not used to areas and situations
i had to go in a gas station in the middle of nowhere to pee and this is their monster energy display
now realizing my username makes it seem like this is like . what i do as a hobby. use the bathroom in random gas stations all over the place
can’t stand the phantom of the opera. oh, you’re haunting this opera house?? how about you go haunt some bitches instead. ffs.
i love the term "joshing." it's slang, meaning to joke or tease playfully. "i'm just joshing you." who is this notorious josh. who joshed so much that the whole concept got named after him
the one true Josh
Whenever this photo turns up I remember that all the Joshes came and fought and then they made that little Josh's entire life by declaring him the winner and I get a little choked up.
Can you believe the twins are 21 now? Happy birthday Dipper and Mabel!
Dipper and Mabel turn 23 today!! Happy Birthday 🎉🎉
speaking from a place of privilege (good url)
some of you should not be reblogging this
Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”
Where and when to view the Superstition Mountains cougar shadow
- If you want to see this phenomenon in person, head to the vicinity of Superstition Blvd and Goldfield Road in Apache Junction for a relatively unobstructed view.
- Timing is critical. The cougar only appears during the third week of March and September.
- The last 30 minutes before official sunset is prime time for viewing.
Homestuck infographic, made by Tyler Beatty. Can be found here X
Just to add another factoid about the sheer length of Homestuck. To read to yourself at an average reading speed takes over 24 hours, but a dramatic reading makes things even longer: Let’s Read Homestuck is currently nearing the end of Act 5:2, and is already over thirty hours long.
This said, don’t let the length put you off. Homestuck is an enjoyable and rewarding reading experience. It’s funny, inventive and clever!
WuT?!?!
Date of origin: February 26, 2014
THIS FUCKING VIDEO MY FRIEND JUST SENT ME OF THE TUNGSTEN D20 HE BOUGHT
bonus: some screenshots of our discord conversation about it
@pensiverays
When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage
When I told him I was renting he asked “why don’t you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?”
Sir, we lead very different lives
Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It’s not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!
I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.
One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak
the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread
Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.
I'm kind of terrified to speak out about this because I don't know if the school will get Twitter to suspend my account but hurt thinking about what SCAD does to its students makes me want to scream
Writer and RiteGud co-host Raquel S Benedict criticizing sanitized portrayals of queerness in media.