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~Hug Me~

@zadris-typhon / zadris-typhon.tumblr.com

I just want a giant hug, like some sort of giga hug, one massive coalition of hugs that ends all hugs as we know it... the über-hug®
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boltonsrepairshop

IS THAT A GIF IN A GIF IN A GIF

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gethenian

This is officially the best thing on tumblr.

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nobleseraphim

Wtf

I forgot about this and here it is again. Now i will have it forever.

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voidrucas

i have never seen this but i am that i had because this is the best thing ever

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its sad that people in real life don’t tend to have idle animations. i know i do. i love to wiggle and look around for no reason

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liepard

You: Still as a gotdamn statue… Me:

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me waiting at starbucks for my iced peppermint mocha

i painted………………. a boy.

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sugarydrugsforall

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

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toxyy
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i painted………………. a boy.

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sugarydrugsforall

This painting right here, the boy…a boy is gonna be one of those paintings in like 30 something years, you’ll see in artbooks for college. I can feel it in my bones. 

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toxyy
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koobaxion-deactivated20220403

you’re too late spiderman!

WEED HAS BEEN LEGALIZED. NYEHAHEHEHAHEHEAHHHHAH

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umperilysm

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

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andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic

my weapon of choice during school yard fights 

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

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I’ll allow it.

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ceiphiedknight

I have but two words:

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

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Perfection.

I ride into battle on one of these

Animal Companions

Fresh combat

Monks have to use these

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Wizard’s Spell book

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Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

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THE B A R D

It got better since I last saw it

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

Currency

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Dungeon:

the party embarks upon a laser quest

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marxism-lesbianism

Seeing a lot of landlords and their valiant defenders on this post so I’m here to say you’re all enemies of the working class

Why am I seeing so many people hating landlords on this site recently?

this is the funniest comment I’ve seen in weeks, thank you

he had TWO YEARS to fix this. we don’t even use the dishwasher. it’s backing up from bad pipes… that previously caused the ceiling on the floor below us to collapse

the whole building has a termite infestation. my window broke from sagging in the frame. the wood powdered in our hands when the maintenance guys came to replace it… like two months ago. 

the landlord gave them permission to replace the window after code enforcement FORCED him to… but NOT permission to replace the rotten wood so guess whose new window, which ISN’T EVEN FINISHED BECAUSE THE LANDLORD NEVER PAID THE MAINTENANCE GUYS HE HIRED, is ALREADY sagging in the frame and doesn’t shut right??? so yeah bitches FUCK landlords. they take HALF our monthly income here and call it a bargain. and THIS is what we live with. roaches, ants, spiders, and termites in EVERY apartment, with mold pouring out of our vents, breaking pipes, and broken windows.  yeah we’re hating on landlords. fuck you.

Found this video without any audio, so i decided to take it upon myself and fix that with the proper dog music it needed…. I am filled with DETERMINATION!

me when i get called out for ruining 2 marriages

It’s actually much worse because the context of this was, she made this post in response to a black youtuber committing suicide, alleging it was due to “cancel culture” - he wasn’t “cancelled” at any point, he just had untreated and unresolved mental health problems (i.e. depression), which led to the unfortunate outcome. 

She then decided to use that as an excuse to soapbox about her getting “cancelled” after she cheated on her husband with another married man, and it came out and both marriages were broken up because of it.

A white woman using a black man’s suicide to basically call out people who rightly decided she was shit…Y I K E S

She used etikas situation????

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Yes she did.

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cisphobicluigi

yo what the fuuuuuck