i miss when everyone had a giant, ancient family computer that required family know-how to operate. like you’d go to a friends house and you guys would try to play club penguin or whatever and before you turned it on your friend would be like “oh, before you start up, unplug the mouse four times and kiss the top of the monitor, or the screen will only display in black and white” and you’d just say “ok” and try to pretend their computer wasn’t some kind of evil death machine that smelled like smoke when you ran too many programs
WHY WAS THE WORM SO STRONG
can’t believe I’m only now finding out that hiro suzuhira redrew her anime goth girl in 2020 after finding out how iconic she is in the west
This was on 48% of gaia girl profiles from 2003-2007
newton just created a 4th law
*crawls through your front door completely out of breath and drenched head to toe in an unidentifiable slime* g....girls night..... girls night...... girl....
message to all bitches
please survive
OP being deactivated is like a dying war general sending out her one final message to her loyal battalion before succumbing to her numerous wounds
robot: take a dab
person off screen: nah I'm chillin'
robot: pu-Ssy *angry noises*
why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????
alright one sec
hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss
This is how I decided to come out as non binary btw
Quitting gender like quitting a bad customer service job
fandom hcs are like:
-shy anxious person is ace
-badass but nice girl is bi
-mean bitch is a lesbian
-bubbly extrovert girl is pan
-all men are gay (unless they're flirty in which case they're bi)
everyone in the notes is so god damn stupid this is a criticism of bi/lesbo/aphobic fandom culture you shouldn't be AGREEING with the stereotypes
I made a graph
YEAH THIS IS LITERALLY IT...
your child was a pleasure to have in class and a dark, tortured genius
She call my dick portal 2 because it's good
phrasing of this is taking me out
They’re gonna crucify spider-christ on this










