"everyone needs to read thi—" *instantly scrolls past* "why is no one talking about—" *scrolls violently past* "found this cool rock on a hike today" *pauses to admire photo of rock*
Daft Punk’s “Something About Us” x Mariya Takeuchi’s “Plastic Love” by サツバツおやつ
I fully believe the queen is dead and they just don’t wanna deal with a funeral before Christmas so they’re keeping her on ice (aka life support) till spring.
apparently the entire country has to do a 12 day long mourning and the BBC is legally banned from putting on any comedy show during that week AND they have to shut down the London stock exchange for one whole day… now I’m not saying they’re weekends at Bernie’s-ing that colonizer to keep the stock exchange open, but….
I think you’re right
what if she’s cocooning before evolving into her final form
I predict that a day or two after the 6th, we will hear she’s taken a “sudden turn” and passed away. I feel like it’s quite gruesome to predict that but… yeah. I think they’re trying to get her to 70 years on the throne
Or prevent generations of teenagers from snickering about her “69 year reign”
Both of those are likely
hickorydickory
We gotta bust into the hospital to have her declared dead already.
Good people are reincarnated into kittens that are adopted by girls with big naturals
yeah sure ill reblog that
do you ever see something so terrifying that you just…have to buy it?
honest-to-god, this smells like a pumpkin spice latte
it smells sweet
why does it smell sweet
this smells…horrifying
it smells like something that should not be consumed by humans. it smells like a jack-o-lantern that’s rotted after four days on the front porch
and it tastes…it tastes…
so, there are good ways to make something pumpkin-flavored, around this time of year. pumpkin spice is fine in a latte or dessert, but for pasta or soup, you go savory - onion, garlic, salt and pepper, and you’ve got yourself a decent meal!
but this…
I don’t know if I can finish eating this. I was barely able to start eating it, because the smell is so nauseating, putting it in my mouth feels wrong.
it’s salty, but also horribly sweet, and tastes strongly of cinnamon and nutmeg. when you take a bite, at first it tastes like nothing - but a few chews in, you can feel the awful sticky-sweet spice residue taking up residence in your mouth.
I hate this!
what malicious focus group told nissin that this was a good idea? how many people tried this product and thought it was good enough to put on shelves?
why does it have sugar, brown sugar, and sucralose in it? wasn’t one enough, you sick bastards?
-100/10. worst thing I’ve eaten this year. and that’s saying something, because I eat a lot of garbage.
no. no way.
fuck everything about this
if they wanted it to be a dessert, why did they make it salty! why did they add a small amount of onion and garlic, and turmeric, and paprika!
a dessert ramen, I could have handled! but this was a normal ramen, with sugar and artificial sweetener added!
what the fuck
let no one say I never make sacrifices for my art
so, the worst part of this
the absolute worst part
is that the whipped cream actually improves the taste and texture significantly
is it good now? absolutely not
but is it borderline edible?
…fuck. I hate this. this is the darkest day of my life.
I have woken up with a terrible stomachache, and I can only assume that this is to blame
:(
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film bro starter pack or something like that
