What if I made a post
My PSA TO THE WORLD: Remember to put sunscreen on your back http://ift.tt/2sIkdOh
Welcome to an exciting round of VANITY PLATE THEORY: I saw this one today and my running theory is that it's a family of 5 who's last name is something like Zuckman or Zuckerberg. Like if you agree with my theory or comment with your own! Thanks for playing! http://ift.tt/2oLfI7t
This package is desperately trying to stop me from the inevitable http://ift.tt/2pMAUXt
She's putting a magical potion into my leg so I'll run faster http://ift.tt/2m6YSP5
stay over there in a disgusting heap you worthless piece of garbage
Rest now, child.
I took this selfie about 2 seconds before my boss walked in, narrowly avoiding that very specific feeling of social embarrassment when someone catches you taking a selfie. We all know it. http://ift.tt/2lUKpFt
Mad props to this dude who put his protest sign on a swiffer http://ift.tt/2k6VU97
This dude's grandma is the FIRST person I would invite to my gay wedding she sounds great http://ift.tt/2jyxpng
Will you guys please follow me on twitter it's the only social media I use anymore and I need validation constantly or I'll die.
Can you find my third nipple in this douchey workout photo of me?