#oh this place is HAUNTED haunted

i made (subtle) pride flag lock screens!!

lesbian // bisexual

trans // gay

free to use, please reblog if u save!

i really think art directors need to hire furries (like good furry artists at least) to do concept art on anthropomorphic fantasy things bc for everything wrong with furries like. you give a normal person an art direction like “ok we need humanoid lizards and theyre people in this setting, you want them to be accessible and appealing to the viewer though still distinctly like a reptile” and youll get the worst shit youve ever seen 9 times out of 10 like it will be this awful uncanny human face type shit. but you hire someone who exclusively draws buff dragon men and your result might be suspiciously sexy but infinitely more appealing to most audiences

i’ma leave this here since some of y’all’s racism is jumping tf out on beyoncé’s internet

So, 100% this is some racist shit. But I can’t help but wonder if another part of it is that Twilight and Gossip Girl are “girly”, and Star Wars is like a pillar of nerd culture and is suppose to be taken seriously. 

So white men, making fun of white girls is like, a seminal part of culture. Comedians have made entire acts about it. 

Men of color, making fun of things beloved by white men is one of the most subversive acts that can be committed. 

It is intersectional. And also shitty as fuck.

This is a thing I’ve been trying to put into words for A Time

Especially if you remember that everyone fucking loves it when Harrison Ford hates on Star Wars. Should be the same for every actor who does.

YOOOOOOO 😦

Whoever had “Dyatlov Pass Incident Solved Using Frozen” on their Bingo card...

Here’s a NatGeo article for more reading!

A very kind nice moose 

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⚔️ crystal swords ⚔️

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pattern design but make it SUPER easy

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i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

this is gwyneth paltrows p

I need you all to know that this post should prompt you to Google “gwyneth Paltrow candle explodes” and realize that tumblr just told you about another news story by accident.

Everybody in the notes saying she’s right: Drink Chocolate milk or grow up!!!

I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later.

The most vicious, biting deconstructions of a person ever written have been inserted into the mouth of a one-off fictional fast food manager

My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”

She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.

Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.

Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).

You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.

Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.

I wanna see Sephiroth as a boss in Ultimate because imagine him doing this to someone like Dedede, Sonic or anyone on the roster.

date of origin: september 29, 2018

we need to welcome pusheen back into our hearts.. she did nothing wrong it was the culture that wronged her….

Why’d they de-sexy-code King Neptune for the SpongeBob movie?

show me a bigger downgrade

Have you seen the fanart of this man while he was super duper sexy? That’s why they made him less sexy. People were legit drawing nsfw art and it was a problem

I’m going to require evidence of this to believe it

oh you would wanna see sexy king neptune fan art wouldn’t you

It’s for an investigation, I’m with the fbi

My apologies

Right this way sir

I hate when people are like “why do they use swords in this futuristsic setting? Can’t they just use guns and lasers?”, Uh, cuz it’s sick as shit that’s why now shut the fuck up

i love how in black panther they use melee weapons instead of guns and the reason being that they are so far advanced in technology that everything is bulletproof

so guns are pointless but spears are awesome

Guy’s security camera catches kid tearing it up on his driveway almost every day, so he decides to do something about it.

Such a feel good video! Made me smile! 🥰🥰🥰

Awesome. 👍

That is absolutely adorable