FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF (1986) dir. John Hughes
he's a celestial being who can sense and hear people's presence in another room. the lights are off, the door is locked, the sign says "closed" and he looks through the fucking window.
i am obsessed with him.
I hate you jobs I hate you employment I hate you money I hate you resumes I hate you cover letters I hate you job application websites I hate you linkedin I hate you networking I hate you references I hate you minimum 2 years experience in related fields I hate you I hate you I hate you die
How are we doing today ladies. Are we still losing it. Are we going completely insane
I honestly think the original ah lads not again post is the funniest
From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine...........
sees earth's biggest animal: huh. that is big
Not only is it Earth's biggest animal, it's (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!
Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!
laterovaries
This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.
im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it
i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
we built dick city
we built dick city on cock and balls
Nice.
they died doing what they loved
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
a-well-groomed-rat
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
toooradforyou
THE FACT THAT HE WENT TO THE BACK TO CRY
this is the funniest intro to any johnny bravo episode
i wonder if i could
hunt him for sport
dean taking night classes at community college is very dear to me
@lazrisings exactly what i was envisioning. i think sam and cas would both get weird vibes from him and get nervous dean is off hunting something horrible and scary (after they all agreed to retire!!!) and eventually they confront him about it intervention style — and dean is shifty as fuck at first, because he doesn’t wanna admit what he’s been up to, which aggravates cas and sam further until he bursts out FINE! i’m going to school! you guys happy now??? fuck!
and sam and cas are all 😳 and 😲 respectively
Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.
Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable
what should i get at ihop
otherkinned
alright.
having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor