Sometimes I'll be trying to fall asleep and "smork alam" will just pop into my head and I start giggling.

— The Asexual Manifesto, Lisa Orlando and Barbara Getz, 1972

If I had a nickel for every time an ethereal being realized they're in love with the person they've been dating for centuries but still refuse to acknowledge as their friend, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that Neil Gaiman did it twice.

So like, I actually LIKE it when characters make bad mistakes and I LIKE it when they try to justify their poor decisions and I LIKE it when sometimes even they don’t know why they did something. As long as it’s IN CHARACTER I love that shit. So fucking human. So fucking relatable.

How could you ever be broken?

Every person on the planet should see this

Good and pure

I fell really seen right now, and holy shit does it feel good.

a mess

this is THE BEST explanation of this aspect of mental illness i have ever seen

Somehow never saw this comic from you before!!! God if this isn’t exactly how I feel :(

Childhood abuse and trauma can turn you into a people pleaser who builds your self worth solely on how much you do for others. Please treat 2020 as the year you help yourself.

gender weirdos be like

‘if your chromosomes are XY you are a man that’s it, nothing changes it, you’re a man forever’

but then at the same time be like

‘if your son touches too many pink things he WILL become a girl instantly’

So, you wanna wear your cool pants with your cool shoes.

Your pants have a super cool print and you wanna wear em with some bitchin boots, but the problem is, even though they fit fine, they do this with the boots:

So you’re like, okay, cool, I’ll just cuff them, but then you realize you can’t because they look like this on the inside:

So now you’re like aw man what do I do?? I want the cuff to match the pants but they won’t :(

Step 1! Fold the hem up about to here, make sure the fold is crisp and clean all the way around:

Step 2! Fold the white part up again so it’s the same width as the original hem, keeping it crispy:

Step 3! Fold that original hem down and over, and you guessed it, crispy again:

You have now created a cuff that matches the rest of your pants! Now go, wear your stompy boots with funky pants and be gay

Reblog to save a gay

Trust me, I’m an engineer

[Crowley invented the first nebula by accident. Nobody noticed]

my cat, walking on me for cuddles, putting all her weight in one tiny paw: big steppy !!

me as she pressure points my throat:

friendly reminder that people you consider rays of sunshine can:

feels loved

I love how the Good Omens fandom as a collective whole looked at a swankering, leather wearing, tight jeaned demon who blasts rock and roll from inside his vintage car speckled in fake bullet holes and then did a 180 and looked at the bumbling bookseller and they all pointed their fingers at the latter and said “him. he’s the kinky one.” 

here’s my full piece for @itsagoodomenszine! it was such a great project to work on and i’m still amazed i got to be part of it💛