finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

he is here….

when a customer getting crazy and you thinking about risking it all

me in the middle of the night feeling suddenly productive: tomorrow is the day i start getting my life together!! :) i’m going to make a list of everything i need to get done, which includes exercising, drinking water, and getting ahead on my school work!! i’m going to be a great person and finally feel happy once i get this routine down!! :))

me in the morning: what i nthe fck

What an entrance

This is fucking amazing…and now I have to up the ante

the best part is you looked out the door after him an was like nah he cant be saved

McCree can only do but so much, and at that point my entire squad was dying of laughter that we ending up botching the entire match

im lAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE LOOK AT HOW HARD MARIO IS TRYING TO STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT IN THE BACK

DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

heard u were talking shit

i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

when ur playing support and the enemy team starts chasing u

me *throwing bread at ducks*: do not forget this act of altruism. if i am ever in trouble i expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget

this seems like a great way to either defeat the entire purpose of a fun game or to get murdered by a dude named Thales Barbosa

When someone tries to take over the gym right next to your house.

every college thesis should discuss how and why this is the greatest video in the entire filmography of the human race

Pokemon Go Teams

Team Mystic and Team Valor: 

Team Instinct:

Before Pokemon Go, 8pm on a weekday

Friend: Hey wanna go do a thing?

Me: Nahhh.. it’s getting late, plus i’m kinda tired and I have to get up early for work

After Pokemon Go, 11:45pm on a weekday

Friend: Hey wanna go see if there’s any new Pokemon at the park-

Me: