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Here There Be Unicorns

@woodelf68 / woodelf68.tumblr.com

Female, Michigan. Currently deeply invested in the happiness of space vikings. Also Robert Carlyle fandom and anything that makes me smile or laugh. Expect fluffy animals. Will tag for blocking upon request.

The Genoskwa is a Sasquatch found in Iroquois folklore. The Genoskwa is said to be a massive Sasquatch that is anywhere from 9 to 11 feet tall and weighing in at 800 to 1,030 pounds with a smell coming from its armpits that smells like skunk and rot and it is said to have skin and fur that is as hard as rocks. The Genoskwa is said to be extremely aggressive and territorial. The Genoskwa was said to raid Native American camps and kidnapping them in order to eat them or it would just twist their heads off decapitating them. The name “Genoskwa” translates into “Stone Giants” and people believe that rocky skin and fur of the Genoskwa could have been mud.

We’ve been having some relief from the heat finally.  It keeps trying to rain again, but no such luck.  But at least we’re down to the mid-80s now, instead of the triple digit temps of the past several weeks.

LOKI WAFFLE MAKER

Make friendly neighborhood waffles at home. Pour in the batter, lower the lid, and before you know it, there's Loki's helmet, ready for butter and syrup!

Okay, is it me, or this text just sounds incredibly porny? Also, Loki for breakfast, yes, please!

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Okay, I'm tempted.

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i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

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when i was 12 i was out there with a shovel for no reason

And then pile some rocks on top of each other. As an encore!

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I would have liked building a stone pile if we'd had any sizable stones, but the worms in the dirt were sufficient to quell any digging impulses.

Thor and Loki on Jotunheim Thor (2011), dir. Kenneth Branagh

Run back home, little princess. Damn.
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Loki's place obviously needs to be at your side, Thor, whispering sense into your ear. Or shouting it, as need be.

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What the fuck… netflix only pay in full once a show reaches season 3? And by rebooting daredevil and restarting it as season 1, Disney+ can get away with not paying the crew in full

yeah netflix doesn’t pay residuals to actors/writers/etc. until after season 3, meaning none of them get paid for streams of their episodes the way they would if the show aired on live broadcast. now you know why Netflix almost always cancels its own original programming after 3 seasons

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This is so true I didn’t think about how important reruns are.