When was Screwattack funny?

Screwattack was funny when we were all 12 dissing on Jack Thompson Fox News hating on Mass Effect and RE5 uploading Youtube Vlogs reviews with zero editing stealing quotes from Irate Gamer who stole it from AVGN with a Flip Video camera upvoting our own YouTube Poops on Digg with unregistered hyper cam 2 emulator playthroughs with the mouse pointer on screen getting 3 dollars a year in Revver ad Revenue hoping TGWTG will let you on their site mocking girls who enjoy Twilight and Gossip Girl because you were sexually frustrated and jealous of the 20 something Russel Brand Tayler Lautner Jonas Brother type their fawning over while we jack it to Megan Fox and pretend to hate Bayformers ashamed that Spider-Man 3 was a disappointment mourning the lose of Heath Leadger and freaking out about the after credits in Iron Man thinking no way can they make an Avengers Movie constantly making fan theories on what Cloverfield and Slusho mean only to find it was all a waste and getting tired of late night talk shows bringing in animals due to the writer strike voting for Obama to tell ourselves we’re not racist relishing in Dick Cheney’s shame for shooting that 1 guy pissed off Capcom selling DLC quoting Cake is a Lie laughing at Zero Punctuation until he rants on Super Smash Bros Brawl putting yourself in denial that he’s just joking while you Crank Dat to Soulja Boy AMVs 5 starred on Youtube lip synced by Smosh looking up the Chipmunks version of Black Eyed Peas songs till the Stock Market Crashes leaving you with nothing but Silly Bands cutting the circulation to your wrist

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(