Me doing literally anything at all: I would be the cutest wife.....
if you're reading this make sure to tense up some more and ignore your bodys needs
naming my child lemonparty.org was not a “calculated business move”. my beautiful wife and i spent many emotional days reaching that decision
crazy how that stuff works
Tch. Would've been funnier with breasts 🤣
excuse me?
Wait, I have something to give you!
[The heebie jeebies has been added to your inventory]
the e girls killed her for this
I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness
foreverpuppy-deactivated2017120
YO mr white im lookin for some fresh milk out the tap. yknow. breastfeed me, bitch
glitter6ug
ive blocked this post three times why wont it disappear
no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible