i cant think of the fact that humans send messages saying ’where are you? who are you?’ from earth to the giant and empty space all around us for too long because it makes me cry so hard and feel so human and lonely
things that humans have sent to space as a friendly gesture that make me cry my eyes out:
- whale songs
- sounds of footsteps, laughter and a kiss
- an hour-long recording of the brainwaves of someone who was, among other thoughts, thinking about what it is like to fall in love
- an illustration of two people holding hands
- so many sentences in almost 60 languages, including these: ’Friends of space, how are you all? Have you eaten yet? Come visit us if you have time.’ ’Greetings from a computer programmer in a small university town on planet Earth.’ ’Are you well?’ ’We are happy here and you be happy there.’ ’How's everyone? We all very much wish to meet you, if you're free please come and visit.’ ’Wishing you happiness, health and many years.’ ’Welcome home. It is a pleasure to receive you.’
there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing
new tarot card Zero of Cups. no cups
tags from crtastrophe have been peer reviewed and i LIKE them
Person: “What’s your favorite song?”
Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”
Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?” My mind: *goes blank*
Some guy: what’s your favourite film?
Me: I have never seen a film in my life
Someone: tell me something about yourself
Me: *sweating* who??
quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.
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anal sneezes are cute as shit
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sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
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this is not what i want to be remembered for
Anonymous asked:
What color are your nipples?
limited edition holographic
Mayor Lewis be like the only bus leading to and from our town is broken, the local farm is abandoned, the community center in ruins, the last museum curator ran away with everything we had, I can’t provide housing for all my citizens, there’s garbage everywhere, but if my relationship with Marnie becomes public my political career might suffer :/
bus drivers who see you running and reopen the door are better public servants than any cop
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pets sigh so dramatically for little creatures that have nothing to do all day
questions to torture stuck-up business majors with on a date
• "why can't we just print more money?"
• "inflation? isn't that like, a kink?"
• "why do they call it the FREE market when you have to pay for stuff?"
feel free to add on
i asked a guy what the difference between stocks and bitcoin is today and he had to go to a different room to calm down
He probably just left the room to look up what the difference is
Me, in tears, halfway through writing a 300 word essay: I can’t do this anymore
Person on A03 who’s writing for fun:
Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person
Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.
here’s a reminder signing petitions will not help most of the situations in the middle east! instead, look through the links above to find places where you can donate to trustworthy organizations or to syrian people directly.
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