When I have an accidental nip slip
If I’m sober
If I’m drunk
When you have an existential crisis after looking at yourself in atrocious fitting room mirrors + lighting for too long
When no one wants to go out because the weather is shitty
Looking outside at the ‘bomb cyclone’ today like
When you’re stalking your ex and see that his new girlfriend is a smokeshow
When you see someone wearing Crocs in the winter... or any time of year reallly
When I try to remember what I learned last semester
