homosozialismus
sometimes Cracked is so weirdly on point
It took me a second to get it because at first glance I thought Mywifejen was one of those Welsh names
Viola Davis photographed by Ruven Afanador for LA Times, February 2012.
Commander Shepard can sprint for exactly five seconds and I greatly identify with that
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do you have any good music you would recommend for relaxing/studying?
ive never relaxed or studied in my life
me: *watches a show called How to Get Away With Murder*
me: man there’s so much murder on this show
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this is fake money cat he has monopoly money and not real US tender because i’m actually broke
reblog and prosperity will come to you but only in, like, a video game or something
Annalise: Ok, I can fix this.
Annalise: I'll get my ex-girlfriend to defend my ex-boyfriend who is accused of murdering my husband who was ACTUALLY murdered by my student who I continue to have an ambiguous and slightly inappropriate relationship with.
Annalise: This will work great.
Me: can I get a glass of wine please?
Employee: sir this is McDonalds
Me: oh fuck I am so sorry... Can I get a McWine?