no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible
don’t you see???? mikey dragged gerard to a smashing pumpkins concert 26 years ago and it was the moment that gerard turned to him and said “this is what we’ve got to do” and he replied “i know. this is exactly what we’ve got to do.” don’t you see, it was mikey way 9 years old bouncing on the couch with gerard’s guitar pretending to be a rockstar. and they are playing tonight and mikey way is 42 years old and he has a wife who loves him so much and two daughters and their coloring book pages are plastered up on stage, and he is mikey way, and he will be holding his bass and he will be on stage with gerard and ray and frank and he will be doing the thing he said he would be doing 26 years ago and the thing he would hop on the couch pretending to do when he was a child. don’t you get it, don’t you see???
1 edward norton girl is worth 1000 brad pitt girls
this is exactly the post i wanted to b my magnum opus god bless
earbud wire caught on door after user already angry, 15 injured 67 dead
sometimes a film is not just a film it’s also a girlfriend
embrace the cringe. who cares what silly tv show or book you like? make yourself happy, you deserve it
hate when a man has a big sexy nose bet you stole that from a woman
someone get me to the doctor and someone call the nurse and someone buy me roses and someone burned the church we're hanging out with corpses and driving in this hearse and someone save my soul tonight
if i see those two ugly mofos from stranger things one more time im gonna commit homicide
im a little bit like if you made a girl out of boyfriend material. But you did it wrong