becoming a cryptid to everyone you knew in high school is gay culture
wooloo’s charizard imitations are sending me
sir that’s my emotional support murder mystery show
Raven Folder High Carbon steel blade, hand-carved ebonized oak handle.
BEDTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING: YES IT’S TIME.TO GET UNCONSCIOUS
8tracks finally realized that no one was going to treat it like spotify 2.0, and you can listen again for free (with ads, of course) which of course means We’re Back On Character Playlist Content 2018 folks
hey zoe i just need you to know that it’s 2018 and i drew an 8tracks cover art for a ‘massacre route’ playlist i finally remember how it feels like to be alive
Character playlists are the only valid past time on this bitch of a planet, thank you for reviving a lost art. Make sure you have adblock/ghostery so you can listen to your jams ad-free + sequentially
This is the best news of 2018 I’ve gotten
witchbolted
#shockingly enough tho its still only youtube for international listeners
#i never realized it wasn't free at some point? i've been listening to it again every now and then this year#the only reason i can use it because i have a vpn#it's not truly accessible outside of us and canada like it hasn't been for years#so#yeah : /#also there's 8 hour limit PER WEEK#it's ridiculous#8tracks
Messenger Birbs OwO Offering the only two pieces of advice I really have! XD Which is Eat your enemies and Love yourself <3
transpeter-deactivated20180411
Anonymous asked:
I'm not transphobic but there's no way the transgendered peter parker headcanon would work in the way of physical appearance, there's no way a trans guy could every achieve the muscles that are required of Spider-Man or any superhero. I'm not transphobic, but you trans guys will always have feminine builds and it isn't realistic for you to say that transgenders could look like buff superheroes or even just strong men. Sorry.
okay putting aside the fact that you are blatantly transphobic despite how much you say “i’m not transphobic” and also putting aside the fact that while peter parker does develop muscle definition he is still known for being very small and lean even after being bitten by the spider, let’s just take a look at some trans guys who will never be able to have the physique of superheroes or of strong men in general:
and that’s just a few of the many trans guys in this world, some of which are fat, or skinny, or curvy, or muscular as fuck – you know, like any other human being. can cis people stop acting like they know shit about what trans people look like.
dannydmjm
Drag his sorry ass
“Its not realistic” its a story of a man being bitten by a spider and then he becomes half spider lol
#OK OK i'll give the boring tags first AND THEN YELL BECAUSE FFS#ALSO I WANTED TO SHARE THIS BECAUSE HOT DAMN WHAT GOD FUCKING DAMNED HOT PEOPLE#jesus some of these are so#body goals#;O;#fitspo#trans#trans umbrella#queer umbrella#trans men#peter parker#spider man#transphobia#cw transphobia#fucking drag them#fucking hell#''all trans men have feminine bodies but i'm not transphobic''#a) not all do#b) if some do have ''''feminine'''' bodies it's OK and they're fucking valid as trans men!!#c) you sure as hell are transphobic buddy#:)#d) honestly peter parker could perfectly be a trans guy and not just because he's short and lean wtf#give me my trans superheroes ffs#E) AS MENTIONED A MAN GETS BITTEN BY A SPIDER AND BECOMES HALF SPIDER BUT YOU CRY FOR ''''REALISM''''#god i hate that#ugh
Another one of Trump’s tweets that didn’t age well
estradiol
Anonymous asked:
Priest kink is definitely a thing and I am afflicted by it
go to church
gayhets
WAIT
You’ve heard of:
Thanks, I hate it!
Get ready for:
A little forest of pagoda fungus [Podoserpula pusio]. This fungus can be found throughout Australia, New Zealand, Venezuela, and Madagascar. Images by Petra Gloyn.
me, visibly crying tears of joy and love: holy shit
now every man who makes a show set in some historic or fantasy-historic time period now has to have incredibly jacked actresses, for “historical realism”
Florence and the Machine at last night’s Spotify event in Brooklyn. As Florence began to sing Sky Full of Song a literal storm began to hit, she never faltered and embraced the storm.
Watching this was an ethereal experience
gagasjoanne
this queen literally summoned a storm during her performance when will your fave ever control the weather with such accuracy
This is fucking awesome.