Why don’t they make canned meat meals for humans as fancy as for dogs and cats? What if I want to be able to just pop open a can of “savory turkey shreds in gravy?”

i’m gonna watch this stupid fucking conspiracy theory documentary until i fall asleep

how you gonna fall asleep when youre getting woken up

being on tumblr when you’re sad so your heart is aching but you’re laughing at donkey kong memes

there are 5,328 episodes of judge judy

when the fuck is this anime going to end

are they still on namek

one piece is dumb because they spend 500 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

time to work on my new retro indie platformer *gives every character sprite a rectangular torso and long spindly lines for legs*

this is the main character of my new retro indie platformer, Epic Adventure

as you can see she is quite epic, and indie

You've heard of Tokyo Ghoul, now get ready for

Texas Human

king dedede’s full name is king diners drive-ins and dives

snack eater

Windex isn’t carbonated 

There is no god.

So Long Gay Bowser………..

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

me: why is everyone reblogging this… (turns on sound) …Oh.

y’know what they call a fortnite burger with cheese in paris?

Battle Royale with Cheese