nuclear bomb dying challenge (not clickbait)

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

We All Got That Friend Who Think They Can Outwit The Gods And Evade Their Fate

ugh theure switching me from wet food to creepy food

concentrates really hard and turns all the microplastics in my body into a gift card for olive garden that has $2 on it

I am a horny ally. when someone is horny on main I am simply grateful that they have decided large furry guy with bulge or big tity anime lady is important enough to share with the rest of us

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when you think about it "halo" is the perfect name for the show. because it makes you want to say "halo" to the characters when they appear on screen

my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken

oh mein gott i vant him so bad

sorry i didn’t text you back i was having floor time

call her italian the way shes meeting my balls

i've never given a blowjob that didn't have themes and motifs and the like. i take pride in that.

Honestly I'd love to invite u out with us but like..my gf passively deals aoe poison damage, and no offence but your toxin resistance is meagre and she would instantly rot you into mulch

New song by taylor swift called Blow My Dick Up With a Bottle Rocket

If i was living in the ancient times  i would probably be  the best berry picker/gatherer  of the tribe   But i would be hated due to my str4ange vibe . 

"It's like Cookie Run but more killing" - my 7 year old niece

Elden Ring.

7 year old niece that has only played cookie run starting elden ring: getting a lot of cookie run vibes from this

grunting and sweating and hammering away at the forge for hours on end to produce a grilled cheese

girlies everywhere are eating their favorite foods. the doomsday clock has been moved back 3 hours

Some of you guys seem to think that gay fanfiction about anime characters on the internet written by some teenager is responsible for straight men being afraid to hug each other

Ok, so, what is responsible?

Me