I've been trying to capture how tumblr sometimes partially loads images in a weird way but the effect only lasts for a split second before the image fully loads. and well I finally got it
had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace
She call my dick portal 2 because it's good
I get why fantasy authors would default to using, like, the same basic arrangement of seasons and weather and gravity that we have here in The Real World because they have to make up so much shit as it is and it IS probably good praxis to give your readers some familiar touchstones in your world so they can just focus on the plot, but. having said that. I think there should be more settings that have seventeen seasons, all of them different lengths, and constellations that don't have fixed patterns because sometimes they'll get pissy and just move to a different part of the sky, and sometimes the sun tells people things telepathically, and there's a type of weather where the air just gets really thick and difficult to walk through that's unpleasant but not any more uncommon than rain. it's called smärklf.
my profound condolences to everyone who has reblogged to say that smärklf already exists where they live :(
Thing That Happens Sometimes: Smärklf
people on tumblr love adding "this is the funniest comment ive ever read" "every part of this image hits like a truck" "okay but can we talk about (lists all the things that make a joke funny)" in the comments. why dont you keep your voice down and let the posts wash over you in blissful silence
gnome
what was that. did you guys see that
wtf
let’s be real the best tumblr has EVER looked was the short span of time where you could slap code into posts and we had classics like these
tumblr has never been closer to the core aesthetic and sense of humor of its userbase
I’ve never seen the magnus archives but being in the wwdits fandom gets me dangerously close to opening that door
op,,, open the door,,,,,
u ever make an unintended reference and watch as everyone winks at each other while taunting you to join
something about his lethargic pose and indifferent yet morose expression speaks to me
No, no no no no, hold. Stop the story.
Stanley, I need you to be honest with me, now more then ever. Do you. . . Really get no bitches? None? Stanley I need you to be serious with me right now. Surely this is a joke-
It's. . . It's not? I- Stanley, I've given you story after story, adventure after adventure, and you still aren't getting any bitches? I gave you a wife Stanley, I gave you bitches! Are you just not appreciating my work for you?! Stanley, I'm starting to get seriously concerned for your health. If you still can't get any bitches after this I don't- I can't help you Stanley. Let's just- okay. Here, let's do something different this time. Okay? Okay.
Stanley I have a brilliant idea! It may be unconventional but hear me out on this one. What if I was your bitch? Now now Stanley no need to act like that. It’s purely heterosexual. … that’s not how that works? Huh… do you want to try it anyway?
But what If I said no homo, Stanley? Trust me trust me, those are magic words! Those words automatically nullifies any doubt of homosexual acts. Wh— No?! Why not? Stanley I'm giving you this opportunity for free, you won't even need to take any penny out of your wallet. Oh come on Stanley! Learn to accept opportunities, bitches don't grow on trees!
Do you think two girls could on purpose kissed?
It would be tricky but I it could be tbe done
Working tirelessly in the lab to figure it out
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Life is so beautiful idk why I’m on tumblr lol
*takes out my gougar counter and it starts going wild*
I'm not sure what a gougar counter I but I've heard of Geiger counter.
i assume it detects cougars (as in, attractive older women).
WRONG
IT WAS A GOUGER
one
nothing wrong with me
Power sleeps within you. If you give it form, It will give you strength.
Choose well…
Literally such a funny concept
This is better than all Black mirrors combined.
Happy martin birthday
It’s energy sword sunday I tell you h’what.
give it up for
