"A most gratifying day."
-Maleficent, "Sleeping Beauty"
"You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil! What you hold is useless. Go back to the world below, and tell that to the pathetic fools who made this blade! Its power is gone, and its edges are dull!"
-Ganondorf, "The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker"
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"We all need to confess our mistakes, so we can go into the light, unburdened."
-Arthur Mitchell, "Dexter"
"Don't forget, a snake's venom poisons slowly after the bite."
-Vicious, "Cowboy Bebop"
Bill Cipher: I like you. Wanna make out?
Sauron: ...yeah.
"Y'all...he proposed!"
-Sauron
#and he found my ring!#bill cipher#sauron#eye of sauron#incorrect villain quotes#demonic entity#dark lord#my favorite villains#demon lord#alex hirsch#mordor#gravity falls#lord of the rings#demons#lotr#chaotic evil#power couple#maiar#Tolkien#the one ring#one ring to rule them all#barad-dûr#true love#engagement#twu wuv
Bill Cipher: I like you. Wanna make out?
Sauron: ...yeah.
This meme is called "Will Tim Curry kill you?"
"Do you know why I actually built the bagel?'
-Jobu Tupaki, "Everything Everywhere All at Once"
“We hope this email finds you well during these difficult times...”
How this email finds me:
It’s essential oils ☺️
Oh theyre essential alright
"We were born of nightmares..."
-Nightmare, "Link's Awakening"
Cell: The computer told me one more thing. Once I have absorbed the other androids, I will be the most powerful being who has ever lived.
Piccolo: But what for? You were already the strongest creature alive in your time.
Cell: This is true. But my design was meant to include the powers of Androids 17 and 18. Without them, I can never be complete. I had to seek them out. It's what I was created to do. Of course, it may also be the blood of Vegeta and Frieza coursing through my veins which fuels my desire for more power.
-"DBZ"
How do you become a great DBZ Villain?
Well, at a certain point, you have to beat the shit out of Vegeta...
"You're promoted. I want you taking over misinformation."
-The Manager, "Evil"
The Disney Sisters Party Wreckers
They were just playing uno, like c'mon girls
I know you both are religious, but you know, sex is just between the two of you. If you think of it as something holy…it can smother desire.
