y'all still doing uquizzes by any chance?

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holy shit

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

i didn't need no imaginary friends i had Screaming Joe right here !

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

@onefeelslikeaduck："this dog is not abused. this dog is abusing me" 💀💀

Reminds me of that comic where a cat wants to jump in the deliciousness changer saying "I can do it father, I am strong".

You can't say that and not send a link you tease

You're right, I should have found it and added it. So that's what I've done now

you're not a REAL emo until your birthday is tied to the death of a wrinkly old racist fuck sorry :/

OH MY GOD NO FUCKING WAY-

I need to get a news alert app or something. I cannot keep finding out about historical events like this

hello I’ve been thinking about this a lot lately. The anonymity of tumblr means that I associate my idea/image of you with your icon and sometimes I look at people’s icons and I’m like ‘hmmm….what is that and why?’ 

so pls reblog this and comment in the tags the meaning behind your icon and why you chose it. this is a social experiment. do it for science pls.

if the dream i had was correct i should in seven hours check tumblr to find out that the queen has indeed died for real. anyways goodnight everyone

hello?

No but in all seriousness, memes aside, much love to all my friends in the UK right now. I know shit's about to be chaotic and nationalistic and shitty, and I hope the media circus ends as quickly as possible.

Knowing a fic author through AO3 is like attending someone’s thesis presentation and politely clapping at the end, knowing a fic author through this hellsite is like going over to their house at 3AM to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar

Sometimes I attend somebody’s thesis presentation and I’m so impressed that I follow them home to watch them eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am.

Sometimes I watch someone eat mayonnaise out of a jar at 3am with such fervour I am compelled to attend their thesis presentation

the experience of “oh that’s YOUR thesis?!” or “hey wait that’s YOU eating mayonnaise out of the jar??????” when you connect the dots after following in both places

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

funniest repeat occurrence with pirating is someone going dont trust all these links from random people, trust mine

wow this bloud up anyway heres my masterpost for pirate links

yeag you should save my random qr code on my post about untrustworthy pirate links

making flop posts is my favorite activity. i hope none of my posts ever get past 10 notes ever again

guys please

come and take my quiz to learn what kind of flower your body will bloom. but be wary! CW for: themes of body horror, self-harm and unreality. but in good news there are no questions about picking song lyrics. 

We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning