wontonsoupinthemorning-deactiva
new pokemon type comin called
money type
please read the description for awesomedice.com’s 1-sided die
Tumblrs little celebrity interview things would do so much better if every other one was like "we found a waste management guy named Mike, ask him questions!"
wish we still lived in the timeline where tiktok was still called musical.ly and hated by 99% of the internet
me: *sips drink* wow this is bad
friend: is it? *sips my drink* wow yeah this is bad
friend 2: let me try *sips my drink* oh God that's terrible
friend 3: hey what's going on here
me: my drink is bad
friend 3: *sips my drink* that's bad
friend 4: the drink is bad? *sips my drink*the drink is bad
friend 5: did I hear something about a bad drink?
"hey op what the fuck does this mean" is tumblr's "ummm. he's right behind me isn't he"
this is how i look waiting for the sun to go down so i can watch my scary movies
the discursive intersectional biopower of the ideological state apparatus realizing and reproducing the abolition of praxis and modes of ontological phenomenology
jo-robsbanks
i disagree
the essentialist appearance of the dialectical historicism purveyed in bourgeois epochs by spinoza’s foucaludian interests of the Other degenerates the repression of its negation (the alienated Absolute) into a nihilistic dogma
jo-robsbanks
oh okay nevermind
Here son, this is the same theme my father bought me when I was your age.
some of my old posts are actually pretty good
jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T
yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now
absolutely ecstatic to see a bunch of people reblogging this with none of the captions. it feels like I finally got a parasite out of my system. nature is healing
breaking bad would be a better show if walter white had no friction n like jesse just pushes him n he just slides around