Obsessed with this tag...
(T︿T*) <== she’s cry so much. she was forced to do laundry when she was 21
((,≧﹏ ≦,)) <===== sobbing and shaking!!!!!!!! she had to do the dishes
\(^▽^*)/ <= LAUNDRY AND DISHES ARE DONE!!! DONE FOREVER!!!!!
(u_u) <=== you guys are not gonna fucking believe what happened.
penis explosion
penis explosion
does anybody else remember when the h*nger g*mes movies were big and there was that really dark, haunting song in them about a man getting lynched and people watching it because that kind of violence was so normalized in their world (that “are you are you coming to the tree, they strung up a man, they say he murdered three” song), and then in real life they made like a club version of that song to play on the radio
There is literally nothing funnier than the marketing of teh Hunger Games franchise because they couldn’t figure out what to do other than perfectly imitate the villains of the story
Capitalist marketing really just looked at The Hunger Games and said ‘we can reclaim this :)’
i know this is coming from a place of like intense sexual objectification and homophobia and racism not to mention the world ending efforts of big oil but unfortunately it is so funny
i love that this is perfectly designed to make every single political person angry but for different reasons
*tired squire voice* yes my liege, your armour is serving absolute cunt today
If you are new to tumblr from Twitter, we don’t do ‘ratio’ here.
We have a much more …elegant system in place, which I’m sure one of my mutuals would be willing to demonstrate here.
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My toxic trait is thinking I’m immune to psychic damage from reading anything online so I will always read every comment on anything no hesitation