what happene to all the weeb girls lusting after yaoi
teiden33-deactivated20200616
they became k-pop fans
*touches ground* something terrible happened here
matthew: well im not leaving so there
Morpheus: okay. we’re going to Hell
matthew:
Dream is the perfect male character bc he’s clearly dying from consumption at all times, he cries when someone calls him a friend, he commits acts of hubris he will not survive, his only friends are his bird and his big sister, his biggest opponents are his siblings who hate him for no reason and an insane gay serial killer HE created
I don’t think I could talk about The Sandman on here because, like, Neil Gaiman is here, just hanging out. I’d be like “Oh, I like how they visualized this one scene, it was different from the comics but I don’t think they original comics visualizations would have worked in live action “ or whatever And then Neil Gaiman might appear like “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out how to do that scene until one of our production designers had a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for that experience. Alternatively, I could say “Dream is a little too scrungly to be a classic Tumblr Sexyman, but he is prime meow-meow blorbo material” and Neil Gaiman might appear and say “Yeah, we were having trouble figuring out the exact ratio of Sexyman, poor little meow meow, and Blorbo, but the final characterization appeared to Tom Sturridge in a vivid hallucination while eating a 3AM Gyro purchased from an all-night food truck outside the Bass Pro Shop pyramid” and I don’t think I’m ready for THAT either.
the wizard roleplay on this site is such a strange phenomenon like it’s just always something that’s There and i never usually stop to think about it
it's not roleplay they are real wizards talking to each other
oh my bad sorry for invalidating the wizard community
we owe the supernatural people on tumblr so much actually. that show was so mean to them and they’re still so fucking funny about it. i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever
oh sorry there’s been some confusion as to why i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever. let me clarify. his vibes are horrendous.
bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent
happy 3 yr anniversary to the post that singlehandedly launched the twilight renaissance
Happy 5 year anniversary to the effervescent snail post
The Steven Universe fandom might be “cringe” and “bad” but imagine a fandom so bad that a bunch of fandom members had ran a scheme to say “if you pay us money, your blorbo will know you’re valid” and the fandom permanently split over a 95 paragraph callout post of these people.
I cant do the story justice myself. Google “The Protestant Reformation” for more details, I hear a few people have done deep dives
why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed
my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing
me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house