How dare you hide this in the tags lol
might seem like a harmless quirk but once you start typing in exclusively lowercase you can never capitalize anything again outside the designated midsentence Gay Emphasis Zones or anyone following you for longer than a week will think you’re about to commit murder
you’re no Hamburger Helper
you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance
sidneyia
if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.
daphnetrodon
i love you ambiguity i love you fucked-up relationships that don’t fit in a box or make sense to anyone but the two people in them i love friendships where it’s too intimate to be a friendship and romantic relationships where it’s so unintimate it makes you wonder if they’re really in love (they are) i love you weirdness i love you weird love
i can't stop thinking about the idea that in between me2 and me3 while Garrus was back on Palaven that he just off-handedly mentions things about humans without realizing he's doing it
like "humans look so squishy" "they're actually sturdier than they look" "are human feet just one big thing "they have five toes on each foot" "why do some humans have spots on their faces like" "they're called freckles"
at first it's just like "wow Garrus learned a lot about humans on the Normandy or in C-Sec" but then like a turian remarks about how weird human mouths are and Garrus just casually retorts that they're actually soft or something stupid like that and then everyone around him is like
?????????????
garrus, seconds after mentioning how human tongues feel like:
*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*
And the grass where you lay left a bed in your shape
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
lordhellebore
This was physically painful to watch.
Everytime I come back to this website for a little bit, I feel like an old fart. I'll see someone reblob a "historical post", I get aslan brain....... Do not cite the ancient text post to me, gen z........ I was there when it was written
The book with the "pavlovan response" joke is one of Terry Pratchett's Discworld books - not sure which one tbh, they're pretty much all filled with puns wherever he can get his grubby hands on one! They're really really excellent books, and not just for the wordplay. There are loads of them but you don't have to start at the beginning, there are lots of "where should I start" guides about!
OMG THANK YOU! Ofc it's Terry Pratchett... I shoulda known 🙄 Gonna go check them out on GoodReads now 🤗 (sorry for the late reply, I'm not sure how Tumblr works anymore LOL...)
I’ve had these ygo valentines cards sitting around for like 15 years so I decided to scan and share them!
Go ahead and send one to that special Duelist in your life to let them know how you feel this valentines day!
“It wasn’t easy but I had to let him go. And you have to as well”