everyone from Twitter coming back and seeing screenshots of their own viral tweets
Fellow gays, what are some of the non-s*cuál shows you’ve jack*d off to?
Some of mine have been world strongest man competitions, WWE, blue mountain state, Oz, the white lotus, and randomly enough workaholics.
White lotus was last year???
I have somehow lost both of my eye masks - it's been over a week and they haven't resurfaced. I've been sleeping with a face mask over my eyes all week smh
your man stealing, sweetie
Not the bots trying to seduce me with a man now instead of a woman...just call me a faggot and go like
gengaa-deactivated20160819
yeahhletsfuck
“You. Come. Now.”
lauren-just-me
Oh my god this actually made me bite my lip…
nelzipiezblowsyourmind
*stammers, gets up, falls out of bed* “Yes, sir!!”
lauren-just-me
RIGHT!?!?! RIIIIIIGHT!?!?
nelzipiezblowsyourmind
Like I legit closed my legs and DEAR LAWDY LAWD
date of origin: 2013
Where are they now?
In a polyamorous relationship
If I'm being real, if a billionaire even looked my way in real life I'd be like fuck the poor daddy is right 😛❤️
kpop stans have a the same vibes as those people who used to go "I want lupita nyong'o to fucking kill me" when she was popping off
when you see two images that look kinda funny and you scroll to see what the text days expecting to laugh but then it's a sad donation post and now u wanna commit sewerslide
are we all just living out our days on Tumblr or is this place getting new members because a lot of relevant posts have like tens of thousands of votes and I'm just like...who are u guys are u new? How did u even find this website
Getting notes off posts I made years ago makes me feel like an irrelevant celebrity living off residual cheques from a hit TV show they were on 20 years ago
fatheaux-deactivated20150813
If you’re under 5’7 you’re weak and your species will die out soon
daddys-pretty-pink-princess
AH
bubblegum-and-snowflakes
HELP
daddieskittencream
I’m safe!! (poor Daddie… Daddie??!)
kitties-daddie
Im still here My Beautiful Little Girl….I may not be 5’7” … but i got me a BIG STICK!!!
I wonder where this short king is now
Just watched a documentary about Britney on YouTube and her well being is literally the most important thing in my life rn
the queen is getting her covid vaccination tomorrow
the queen got her covitondra vaccine today
Miss delta variant is right around the corner, momther! Hurry up and get that second dose