THERE'S A SEQUEL!
he’d then turn him into a delicious stew. call it ‘chienne de souris blanche qui aurait dû y réfléchir à deux fois’
How close do their borders come to?
Hmmm…Seems like they touch.
hmm??
…you have to be kidding me.
…..
…Wow….
tato-s4n
yep it checks out
Obsessed with whatever is happening in my hometown’s facebook group.
went to see if my late package maybe showed up without being scanned
but the post man yesterday said it would be here at ooooooooooone
is 9…………. post office closing time……. no pkg……………………………………………………… >:C
well at least i can skip my post office visit tomorrow
i mean what did i expect really
a package?
too unrealistic
amazon sent me a replacement for my lost package and it “arrived” today
omg she recognized me immediately and got nervous with me while checking the system using my name
she was just as distraught as me when it turned up “arriving tomorrow” again but then she had another idea
one-pearl-point
mail is dumb
builtfjordtuff
The mail lady saying “NO. I REFUSE to say it again” was more climactic than the Braveheart speech.
national-shitpost-registry
oh my gosh, op’s bio says “The package was a laptop” which gives SUCH a new perspective
betchawanna
The Hague, Netherlands: Spanish street musician Borja Catanesi and the 68 year old dancer from The Hague mr Roland Parijs
imagine just playing your guitar and you come across the FUNKIEST grandpa
wizard duel
wizard collaboration
me: *has feelings*
me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.
Honestly it’s not that surprising people can’t accept bisexuals exist when people still think you can’t like both dogs and cats
ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210
She is soggy
Oh shes so good at that
Riveting performance
I wanted to look this up and this dog is fucking huge
Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long
why
I love this thing
hexpress
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?
I could really use a fish right now
We living in 2039
“Are you masturbating in the masturbating booth again?”
“…no. I’m just chilling”
surprisebitch
very discreet indeed