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magical butt.

@uncannedunicornmeat / uncannedunicornmeat.tumblr.com

25 / Drag Unicorn / Lala Land
Male Pronouns.

I kind of didn’t have a shirt on because I was running a bath when he reached out to me with his paw, but wanted to capture this moment.  He is a hard lived 12 years old so we aren’t sure of his true health. Oscar, as you might recall from early in my blog, was just starting to let me touch him. This is now. 

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STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY

I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON

Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR FUCKS SAKE HOW IS HE BETTER THAN A NAZI???S

STOP SUPPORTING HIM

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danisontnonfire

So he saw what happened and he did nothing????

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oddly-feline

I was about to be really upset but then i absolutely couldnt contain my laughter omg

By using a camera and computer vision software it is possible to make a fish control a robot car over land. By swimming towards an interesting object, the fish can explore the world beyond the limits of his tank. Via Studio diip

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caantt

Ugh yes. Give him the tools to rule.

i went to the met today

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sinsumeria1

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

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hawkeye1964

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

i know we’re beating a dead horse with this whole ‘2018 is never ending’ thing but the hawaii missile scare was this year

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anthonycrowley

everyone in hawaii thought they were gonna be wiped off the map less than one year ago and then we all fucking forgot because of all the bullshit that’s happened since

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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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likkrrr

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS

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derranger
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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

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A professor asked if I prefer “Miss” or “Mister” (because nb) and I accidentally said “ya boi” without thinking so now I have a professor that calls me “ya boi Rogers” every time I see him.

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silverletomi

I’m not seeing the problem???

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

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hazoretspartyfavors

Wait there’s another one of these

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.

THIS IS AWESOME