ATTENTION!

FEUDALISM RESTARTING IN 10 SECONDS. CLASSES WILL BE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED

i got merchant

Also, here’s the assigner link for convenience

for example

[ID video of a gamer controlling the player character by playing a recorder. the play character is looking through a scope at an enemy.  after playing a bit to follow the enemy’s movements, the player plays a high note which fires the gun, getting them a headshot. /End ID]

my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”

oh “meeking a smee” made me feel like i was being fucking tazed

theres a lot of people on this website who dont realize their dad is a gnome

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

this has rendered me speechless

imagine seeing this post in 10000 years when humans have all died

when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

cant stop thinking about this post. i dont think any “that face you make when” type posts has prompted over 20 minutes of research in me before

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarrare

JESUS CHRIST

nothing fills my heart with more violence than the sight of a naked wrapping paper roll

this is how Cain killed Abel

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from on the head

i think it is unjust to deny a child their right to dig a hole motivelessly

downtime with uncle ghostie 📸

A little cute argument me and mommy had before bedtime! I love her so much😊

if i talked like this to my mom i woulda got my ass beat

hold up

TAYSOOHIIGIKPOCCJUCHXDYUDIGKVOGHXXHKCKVKBKHTjkbhjckvihuta

i don’t really like my stepdad. but aside from that he’s like a stereotypical american white guy who drinks miller lite and loves the chicago bears and country music, but i do remember this one time when i was like 14/15 i was in the car with him and korn’s freak on a leash was on the radio and he out of no where did the wild nasty beat boxing part along to the song and i was like “w…what. .. .?” and he was literally like “no one will believe you” and that’s the only time i’ve really felt this emotion 

I feel so damned old

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

kermie sippie powdered milk

oh thank god

JUST WATCH IT.

HOLY FREAKISH FLYING CARP. LISTEN. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS MUSICAL AND DA VINCICAL, LISTEN.

Hey man is it cool if I poison you?

No

Why am I taking damage

teehee

What do you mean I can’t date Artist in Hooked On You?? Fine then, I’ll draw it myself!

Keep reading

A ding a ding ding

DON’T jumpscare your co-workers on day 1 💀

I was just going to post the original meme with ‘ghostface’ and ‘sadako’ text but I decided to do a meme redraw instead. :p

From what I’ve seen in gameplay of the new killer she’s super spooky and jump-scary to play against and I love it. She might even have higher jumpscare potential than Ghostface and that’s saying something. 

Ive sent you knife pics, please respond