tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

I like hearing “I want you to come” instead of “you can come if you want”

my nasty ass was confused bc i thought this was about busting a nut

This is still the biggest mood tbh

gays, every time:

and….i stan

mm yes muvva *tongue pop* give us that hyper death drop!!

literally what compelled somebody to make this

the power of christ

a romantic scene in a book: our lips met and he tasted of cigarettes and coffee

me:

mariah carey on: paying your electricity bill

LMAOOOOOoooo

JSCKSFSKSVSJSGSKHD

“in AMERICA we get it free”

“no you dont…”

I need DICK

D edicated friends who I trust & love

I nner peace with myself

C onstant positive thoughts

K penis

Well, at least we still have Mario-presenting nipples

OH COME ON

me on december 18th: wow this movie FUCKS

my assigned tumblr staff incel:

reblog to shove a white twink

Anyways this scene set women back 50 years and the reason why we still don’t have equal pay

Victorious cast in Thank U, Next

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRILBY AND FEDORA

THIS IS A TRILBY

THIS IS A FEDORA

TRILBIES are what douchebag bro’s wear………………………. FEDORAS are for TRUE class men……… learn the difference…………i am SO SICK of ppl mixing up the two -_- smh

Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale go to McDonald’s, December 2007